Talk like Yoda

[Durza the Shade]

WHAT?! Say what you did? *sees bomb* *uses the Force to toss bomp into swamp, where it explodes, showering the hut with mud* OK, that is. Made of mud the hut is, so more mud, hurt it does not. But scary that was. Need a root beer to calm my nerves, I do. *pulls one out of secret bean-bag-chair compartment*  

[Darkened Angel]

A nuclear bomb, I have also lost. Seen it, have y- * big explosion in the distance *

What I just said, nevermind.  

[Durza the Shade]

*deploys hut radiation shields* More mutated, the creatures of Dagobah cannot get, so cause much harm, I think that did not.  

[Darkened Angel]

Very bright, the explosion is. Shades, I need mine.  

[Aelis Mikilai]

Long have i been away from this guild. crying By making many posts, trying to redeem myself, i am. sweatdrop  

[Durza the Shade]

Read Dark Rendezvous, has anyone? Funny, Yoda is in that. Act like the ESB Yoda he does. Whack droids with his stick, he does, and eats disgusting food.  

[Darkened Angel]

Breeze, I feel. Under-dressed, I am...  

[Nelowulf]

consider wearing clothes, you should.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

got my shoes, i did  

[LordCaedus]

look very nice, they do.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

to you, i give thanks. Dead broke, I am now.  

[Nelowulf]

dupe, you still look like.

Admirable try, I do commend thee with.  

[jedi_master_tenku]

Still collecting blue things, I am. Broke, it is making me. Spending randomly, I cannot stop.  

[~Dhali.Llama~]

*As his modified T-65 X-Wing Starfighter lands, it is rocked by the sonic boom of an explosion of some sort. He gets out and looks into the distance, where a huge mushroom cloud is.*
Pretty, it is.

*Walks into hut.*
Apologize, I do. Not been here for a while, I have.

*Sees people posting avatar updates.*
Have a Ronin Yukata, I now do. Changed my hair, I did also. Trying to buy Angelic Bracelets, I am.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

*Runs over to his own Incom T-65XJ3 X-Wing and gets in, then flys over to Shathdra's pitiful T-65A1 and launches a proton torpedo at it*

laugh, i do!