What would you do if you woke up next to the person above u?

[TheEmoSalesman]

I'd steal all your pants and run. Because really, are you actually going to chase me down the street without any pants on?  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

See if I had my clothes on,
if I didn't remember going to bed with you.

 

[Dreccas]

I would trip you as you ran out the door, and check chaos's pants for a wallet

damn too late, rancid beat me to it =P

oh well, the post remains  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Lol if it was rancid, I'd apologize, because no girl in her right mind would wake up naked next to me unless she was desperate, drunk, insane, or an amalgam of all three.
If it was dreccas, I'd curl up into a corner and chant, "there's no place like home."  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Haha...
But you have to have the red slipers!

I'd jump out the window!

 

[Dreccas]

lol.. but it's a 10 story appartment!!!

I'd do the naked chicken dance
(scrubs reference =P )  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Lol. If you did that, I'd probably just shrug, 'cuz it'd make a lot of sense. xd
Rancid, I mean. A naked chicken dance would just be... wrong. On so many levels.  

[Dreccas]

omg emo!! you have no idea how much i lol'd at that comment rofl  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Uh... what's the etiquette here? You're welcome? Lol.  

[Demonic Repentance]

I would go out, buy a katana, kill you, and say you attempted to rape me.  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Why would I even do that? Even if I was into guys, I have more self-respect than that. xd  

[Demonic Repentance]

Meh. It's okay if it gets me outta a murder charge. XD  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Lol well it might if you had a good lawyer, but it'd be a stretch to get you anything less than a manslaughter charge, to which you could serve a light sentence if you plead guilty. You could be out in maybe... 3-6 years. In Canada, of course.  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Draw a fake beard and glasses on you.
Rofl ;33

 

[Demonic Repentance]

RANC!D_UN!CORNS

Draw a fake beard and glasses on you.
Rofl ;33

Um... Give you a hug and run away.