Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[hazel843]

Because its hungery

Why does my mum keep phoning me up?  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

She is kaputt too? (btw, kaputt = broken, but you might have guessed that already)

What is the price of success?  

[MystiBlu]

$49.95 plus tax


What is black and white and red all over?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

The Penguins of Madagascar, duh!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
 

[MystiBlu]

The Owl said three....so its three

What would you do for a Klondike bar?  

[Joeyfish5]

*pistol whips and steals the ice cream bar*

What is your favorite colour?  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Octarine.

How does octarine look?  

[hazel843]

A diapointing mix of purple and green

Do you know Granny Weatherwax?  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Yes <3

What should you do when you encounter an elf?  

[meeiji]

Ask you mom if you can keep it.

What if there was no gravity in my head?  

[draconas88]

you would have a higher IQ

why do people hate pepsi if they drink coke and vicea versa  

[Lost Retort]

because they think that because pepsi starts with a p it tastes like peas, and then pepsi lovers make up other excuses back

how many years in one thousand years?  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

one and a time machine.

How many books do I have? Not including those stored in the at the attic and the school books...  

[draconas88]

one less if than if you bought one more

why is a blu stik called that if it's not blue or a stick  

[MystiBlu]

Cuz the inventor was on crack.

Why do rattlesnake hang out by my back door?