Wish Corrupting~{:B

[Ex Ciel]

Granted, but someone taps into your connection and uses up all the bandwidth so you end up with 0.01 kb/s in both uploads and downloads.

I wish for a good night's sleep (cursed projects).  

[draconas88]

granted but no mater how much you sleep you still feel tired

i wish for ultimate knowledge  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. You learn that you've been living in a world made of Papier-mâché, that your family are really just straw puppets and, as a bonus, remember all that Chinese food you ordered last night? Well, THAT WASN'T CHICKEN.

I wish for a cup of delicious green tea.  

[draconas88]

granted and it is the best you have ever had but that's because the water is from Ethiopia and killing you and no amount of boiling can sterilize it

i wish for more Chinese

(i wouldn't care if my family were straw puppets or if the Chinese wasn't chicken)  

[Wingedspirityayoi]

granted, but you buy some more stuff and your new closet is now too small.  

[draconas88]

and wish to be ruined is...  

[Wingedspirityayoi]

for me to get an idea for one  

[draconas88]

granted but because it is the best wish ever your head explodes


i wish for a smaller wardrobe  

[Wingedspirityayoi]

granted but then they catch on fire and you have to use a towel.

i wish i would stop forgetting to improtant parts  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. You never forget any important detail, and you eventually get kidnapped by secret agents from a foreign government for interrogation.

I wish for an endless fountain of Chocolate.  

[draconas88]

granted but it continuously flows and eventually envelops the world

i wish spongebob would just die and stay dead  

[Toastur]

granted but they make spongebob have kids and his kids are even more annoying


wishes for a sports car O_O  

[draconas88]

granted but his kids take your car for a test drive before you and are worse drivers than him


i wish i could see to look on your face as they destroy your car  

[Toastur]

granted but you go blind right before it happens

wishes for $$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted, but at the rate the economy is going, inflation will eventually make pocket lint cost double that amount and you won't be able to afford even that.

I wish for fried calamari.