Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[lillypad5151]

Cause you kept telling me about a god damn cracker I have no clue about!!!!!!  

[xXiMay]

cuzz imm not lezz :'P  

[--Untoten Kase--]

Chop chop chop you up...

Cause she threatened to kill my kitty for not giving her a chocolate chip!!! crying

...Ima monster ha ha ha.

 

[lillypad5151]

Cause she looks like she just killed someone sweatdrop  

[xxxmoonlight_shadow]

because she ate my cookie >=(  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You always hugged the bed!!! scream  

[lillypad5151]

Because she threatened to throw me in that pot of hers!!! scream  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You always bashed my new album!! I was never good enough for you!!  

[Delithsong]

Your music was too WHINEY!!! scream  

[oO_Genesis_Blackwood_Oo]

YOU KEPT SETTING ME ON FIRE, DAMMIT!!!!  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

I don't really like vampires. (lol)  

[Voice of the Ancients]

Delithsong

Your music was too WHINEY!!! scream

My music was awsome!!! scream It's closed minded people like you that I hate!!  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

I dunno. I don't like your music >:T (I bet its awesome lol)  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You cheated on me with the drummer!! (why thank you!!) Why does everyone love the ********' drummer?!! scream  

[Delithsong]

Cause the DRUMMER treated others with RESPECT and compassion!!! Unlike you fooling around with your GROUPIES!!!