Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Syndactyly]

He was hit in the back of the head with an anchovy pizza. There was anthrax on it, so he had a convulsion. After several moments of twitching and bleeding from the eyes, Shikamaru stood to see his opponent with a smile ear to ear.

"Must've spilled some 'white powder' on that slice," Hayate croaked.

Shikamaru sobbed.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Asuma crawled out of his grave.  

[Captain Verd]

He and Yondaime began tapdancing right there in the graveyard, while  

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Itachi and Orochimaru started to do the cancan, but...  

[Captain Verd]

Neither of them had brought their high heels.  

[puzzleman]

Cantalope  

[Captain Verd]

was too delicious to pass up, so the two villains sat down for a nice dessert.  

[Missing00]

Naruto came up and asked if he could have some but  

[Purple dragon lady]

being the container for Kyuubi, Itachi imediately gave chase.  

[Captain Verd]

Naruto unfolded his wings and took to the skies, scooping up  

[DarkGaara5]

some raman, hey a ninjas gota eat, then he  

[Purple dragon lady]

did some looptiloops for the heck of it. Fusterated, Itachi  

[Syndactyly]

smothered Sai in his sleep.  

[Reso Miso Soup]

Of course Kisame was taping the whole thing!  

[Syndactyly]

He put it on YouTube and MySpace and it ended up on Keith Oberman.