Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To use Aeris as a groundbased infantry annhilation weapon  

[Darkened Angel]

To create a clone of Sephiroth with a built-in defense against Omnislash, dammit!  

[Sol Walker]

To have Vader Crush Sephiroth's neck with the Force and silencing the debate of who's the baddest once and for all.  

[Missing00]

To give Cloud his "NNNooooooooo!!!" he's always been waiting for.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To beat all N00bs who think that in a Sephiroth vs. Deathstar Fight that Sephiroth would win...  

[Darkened Angel]

To spend a huge amount of Imperial funding to making Sephiroth a bad-a**.

To spend another huge amount getting Sephiroth a kic-a** ligthsaber.

To realize they were idiots because they already have a local bad-a**.

To be Force Choked to death by Vader for daring to say anyone could possibly replace him.  

[Des Voh]

For a new breed to stand apart.  

[Darkened Angel]

To boldly go where... No wait.
To journey where... No, that's not right.
To... Ah screw it.

To hire someone else to come up with a cool line.  

[Apotheis]

to find out what makes a rebel tick.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To install an ATM on that Torso Mounted Light Bright  

[Des Voh]

To pay better wages.  

[Sol Walker]

To get people posting more in the "Lines you'll never hear" Thread.  

[Darkened Angel]

To get Cale drunk and persuaded to go into his quarters and play along with some girl insisting on the Empire doing this goal who requests they leave handcuffs, whipped cream, and a large feather in the room for them.  

[Sol Walker]

To go and do this thing by which she speaks of.  

[Missing00]

to secretly video tape the act and then slap it in the palpynet/internet.