The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now they all want you so badly that if you choose one of them, the others will hire assassins to threaten you so that no one can have you.

I wish I didn't grant so many of these wishes by killing the wishers.  

[Doma Yuset]

granted, but now because you dont kill the wishers, they will kill you.

I wish I came up with better grants. sweatdrop  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but now you can't think of any wishes.

I wish that I had an allowance.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but the moment you get the money and attempt to buy something, you find out it's actually counterfeit and are sent to jail. Bail doesn't work because then your parents will join you. So sorry.

I wish I could choose which boy I like more.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. You choose wrong and he turns out to be a mad scientist and sends you to an alternate reality where there is no anime or manga or even videogames.

Congratulations! You win the Consolation for a Really Bad Fate Prize. Well done. Enjoy!

I wish I could give prizes to everyone!  

[jagged1]

Granted, but we aren't consoled by the prizes and start gonig after your head. (Geez, I really have been the only one to get the prizes.)

I wish I wasn't missing Personal Finance tomorrow.  

[Fyerluna]

Next person to post besides jagged gets a prize of some sort. I'm starting to look biased.

Anyway, granted. Instead, you miss life. It's kind of like missing the ground to fly, except when you miss life it's more like being dead.

I wish I could write fromal papers well enough to impress my English prof.  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Granted, but no one will enjoy the prizes you give them, curse your name because of it, breed with your women with their leprosy-ridden men & never become one with your capitalist ideals, thus resulting in a brash nuclear war, that will in turn, destroy our very planet as we know it, and those that do happen to undergo the radiation will simultaneously combust or sustain outrageously proportioned growths, weather a daily diet of radioactive rodents, and/or weldings to oversized cockroaches.

I wish my lawn was emo (then it would cut itself whee )  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Granted, but now your professor contrives ambivalent feelings for you and eventually wishes to have a sexual affair with you.

I wish I didn't have homework.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but now you don't need it 'cause your school is your home and you're being taught 12 hours a day. >=3

I wish that I didn't have to wait 6 weeks to wear a new pair of earrings. ><  

[Kaiba]

granted; your holes close up. All of them. Your eyes, mouth, and nose included.

I wish I didn't feel so akward coming back.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you're totally comfortable, but then we all start freaking out and making you hang out with us separately to revel in your wake. You suffer from an overlaod and are hospitalized. (Please don't actully get hospitalized. o_o; )

I wish I could find my memory card. gonk  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, everything that was on it has been erased. You are then arrested for abuse to memory cards and sent to a detention facility in Antartica.

I wish that I didn't have to spend the weekend at my grandmothers.  

[Kaiba]

Granted. In not going to your grandmother's house, she falls down in the shower and dies because no one was there to call the ambulance.

I wish I could have Korean BBQ  

[Doma Yuset]

Granted, but if you eat it, you'll choke on it and die.

I wish could win a fanfiction contest.