Mos Eisley Cantina

[Johnny Malone]

Me pipes! Ach, I'll get ye, ye Irish tart!

*Grabs a claymore, raises it high above his head, and with a loud yell chaises after the defiler of the Lord's instrument*  

[Darkened Angel]

* frames some Irish politician for the act, giving Johnny's actions a feeling to the Irish as an act of war *

* watches the resulting counter-attack from Ireland spark an actual war *

* grabs popcorn *

* watches Ireland get its a** kicked *

* plunders Ireland's treasures during the mayhem *

* buys Johnny a new bagpipe with some of the spoils, and spends the rest on various luxuries to bask in *  

[Empireth]

I'm not that good at Sonic 2 anymore. How disappointing.  

[Sol Walker]

Johnny Malone

Me pipes! Ach, I'll get ye, ye Irish tart!

*Grabs a claymore, raises it high above his head, and with a loud yell chaises after the defiler of the Lord's instrument*

Johnny, I hate to tell you, but the Lord's instrument is not the bagpipes.
Its the Vuvuzela. This was laid out in the Second Ecumenical Council in 381 AD and, in my opinion, it's more proof that god has a twisted sense of humor.  

[Darkened Angel]

A platypus playing a vuvuzela while wearing a a trilby hat and captaining a boat made entirely outta reeds called the S. S. Jeholy Sheetz.

Yeah, I think that's a sign that God is really miffed about something.  

[Rodyn]

Do I detect heresy?  

[Darkened Angel]

He should barge into C anyways, with a recording of James Earl Jones, point his saber at Lucas menacingly, and play the recording. " You don't know the power of the Dark Side. " Then, flip him off, and make a dramatic exit.

That would be epic.  

[Johnny Malone]

Cale Darksun

Johnny Malone

Me pipes! Ach, I'll get ye, ye Irish tart!

*Grabs a claymore, raises it high above his head, and with a loud yell chaises after the defiler of the Lord's instrument*

Johnny, I hate to tell you, but the Lord's instrument is not the bagpipes.
Its the Vuvuzela. This was laid out in the Second Ecumenical Council in 381 AD and, in my opinion, it's more proof that god has a twisted sense of humor.

LIES!!!!  

[tigris the infamous]

i don't know about the lords instrument, but the devil has a golden fiddle, at least, he did.off topic a little, apparently the Olympians really loved olives. gods, they can have any food on the face of earth and they choose olives, im having a hard time believing it myself  

[Johnny Malone]

tigris-catostrophic-86

i don't know about the lords instrument, but the devil has a golden fiddle, at least, he did.off topic a little, apparently the Olympians really loved olives. gods, they can have any food on the face of earth and they choose olives, im having a hard time believing it myself

Makes sense to me. But then I think olives (all types) and grapes are the two greatest foods in the world....  

[Darkened Angel]

Actually, it's Ambrosia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia  

[Missing00]

that settles that  

[Darkened Angel]

Moo.  

[Sol Walker]

Johnny Malone

tigris-catostrophic-86

i don't know about the lords instrument, but the devil has a golden fiddle, at least, he did.off topic a little, apparently the Olympians really loved olives. gods, they can have any food on the face of earth and they choose olives, im having a hard time believing it myself

Makes sense to me. But then I think olives (all types) and grapes are the two greatest foods in the world....

Wow. That rightwing turdhole ******** you up worse than I thought...  

[ElladanKenet]

Year 21, Day 2

The Force is strong in this one.