Wish Corrupting~{:B

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you lose it all and have to pay the back taxes

I wish I could be a water goddess.  

[Toastur]

granted but all the water evaporates and u have no water to control

wishes so i wont pay those taxes  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, you flee to Mexico. Soon there is a rebellion and you are captured and killed.

I wish I lived in Sweden.  

[-Keiiri-Chan-]

Granted, but dogs overrun it >__<
I wish I could go to Japan  

[draconas88]

granted but Godzilla eats your plane

i wish i wasn't a hobo  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, you are now a farm laborer.

I wish life was more like Gaia.  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. You have no control over your actions, an invisible hand chooses what you wear, beggars make up for about 40% of the total population, there is a lot of 'txt'-talk going on and you'll often stumble upon screens that read: "General Error".

I wish for a new bass guitar.  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you spend all your money on it and have to play on street corners for food. Plus no amp.

I wish I was a model for H. anarchy  

[Naidono]

granted but you became ugly

i wish 1 year older  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

Granted, but now you wish you had that one year you lost back

I wish things were back to normal between us.....-sighs-  

[StripedFire]

Ok, but now normal is just too boring for you

I wish I could earn money faster  

[xXxEiraxXx]

Granted but soon then the beggers over run you and rip you limb from limb.
I wish that my boyfriend wouldn't cheat on me.  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. He gets cheated on, learns how much that sucks but then he decides to buy a fishing boat and live in the seas, alone.

I wish I didn't have to go through so much paperwork to complete projects x_x  

[Naidono]

granted nut since you dont do the paperwork you fail all your projects.

i wish i werent allergic to cats/dogs