Ruin My Wish game

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you are now topless and everyone is seeing you and taking pictures of you putting them on the internet

I wish i my wishes could never be ruined  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it stops this thread
i wish i had a baby rag  

[lady galatea le elixir]

tipsily granted but it vomits bile everytime you draw near it

i wish nothing can harm me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it harms your loved ones instead

I wish i had some good ice cream...not these weird flavors..gross  

[JTN]

Granted... You now have the most perfectly flavoured ice cream ever existed, but at 90% butter fat from genetically engineered dairy products you suddenly undergo a "big-butt" mutation.


I wish my girlfriend got along better with my sister.  

[Erik_Deadman]

*shows you some provocative pictures* Uh, as you can see they are now getting along VERY well..

I wish to find the amored knight pieces in my sig  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

granted but the come alive and kill you.

I wish Rap music never existed.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Granted but Then Country becomes much bigger and we are stuck listening to that on the radio


I wish i had less coffee  

[JTN]

Granted... Your body now converts it to urine... but the bathroom is out of order.


I wish everyone a HAPPY 2010!  

[OsoIvo_Tunechi_ODB]

Granted
But everyone wants to have fun and a riot breaks out over tickets to a concert and many people...!die!...

I wish I had a pet Polar Bear  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted but it ate your arm when you are asleep...

I wish for a new soda  

[JTN]

Granted... It's in the hot new flavour just for you! Squid and coffee! 3nodding



I wish this weekend was longer.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted... but its longer in other parts of the world making your Monday and Tuesday much longer

I wish I had free internet for life >.<  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted but now your computer has a Trojan virus.
I wish for insanity.

((so i wont have to see this world for what it really is))  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but you marry your brother

I wish i would stop having dreams about food
(its the strangest thing)