Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Sasorixd is a proud glutton of marshmallow peeps  

[starkespada]

Dead Ed knows my addiciton  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Sasorixd knows mine, as well ninja  

[starkespada]

but dead ed has said most of mine  

[Rellik San]

sasorixd99 has a pilots license.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Rellik likes to put bras from Victoria's Secret in his underpants.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Ashlynn put vials of HIV in Rellik's bras.  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed sniffs my bra's after I've used them.  

[starkespada]

relik san lets dead ed smell his bra  

[zz1000zz]

sasorixd99 ran for mayor, but lost to a foot powder.  

[Rellik San]

zz1000zz was campaign manager for said foot powder  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik was found dead today in the tree outside of his apartment. The medical examiner confirmed that he was tickled to death.  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed is the police's number 1 suspect in the case of my death.  

[starkespada]

Rellik San was actually killed by me  

[PlasticApple]

sasorixd99 steals everyones left shoe
and EATS them, shoelaces first.