Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To just fire their stormtroopers and write Marcus Fenix a check...  

[ElladanKenet]

To find out just what the he!! an aluminum falcon is.  

[Ral Roke]

To keep cats from being named Paul.

Paul, that's a human's name.

What a ridiculous name for a cat.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To make stormtroopers scream convincingly when they fall from a precipice...  

[ElladanKenet]

To finally find the location of their hidden Rebel base  

[Darkened Angel]

To form a band and do a number one hit single.  

[Missing00]

make a band and preform a #1 summer jam.  

[ElladanKenet]

To not underestimate the power of this battle station  

[Missing00]

To beat that kid from California who totally pwned them in Halo 2.  

[Sol Walker]

To send Darth Vader after Jack Frost.  

[Ral Roke]

To make another super weapon that makes it snow on the beach.  

[ElladanKenet]

To not get its right hand chopped off  

[Ral Roke]

Ral Roke

To make another super weapon that makes it snow on the beach.

To end beach volleyball.  

[Sol Walker]

To legally Enforce a women's only policy in regards to beach volleyball.