The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, now floods of messages swarm you, and because you can't keep up with them and requests, a fan kills you in a fit of insane rage.

I wish my grade's fundraiser tonight is a big hit.  

[Doma Yuset]

Granted, but now its such a huge hit, that other fundraisers will get jelous and kill the people that gives you money.

I wish Invader Zim came back.  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted; it comes back in the form of a horrifying-deformed and mindless zombie that staggers around killing people at random and eating them.





I wish my paper was written already...  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but you get an F for it 'cause it was so bad. :B

I wish that I didn't have to go to my grandmothers house this weekend. ><;;  

[Kaiba]

granted, you go to stay with your aunt, who's your gramma's even-suckier sister.

I wish I wasn't sick on AUSA! gonk  

[jagged1]

Granted, but the Artist's Alley won't open.

I wish I was at AUSA.  

[Kaiba]

granted, but you don't find me or my group.

I wish Eurobeat king found his stolen photo equipment! eek  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it's totally ruined.

I wish at the rally today, juniors will sweep that too.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, you do it literially.

I wish people had taken pictures of me as D.D. Warrior lady =/  

[jagged1]

(We got third. XP) Granted, they look awful and you burn the pictures.

I wish physics would get easier.  

[Kaiba]

granted. now everyone can do it, and it's SO easy, you know longer get credit for the class.  

[Ryu_chan]

Er, since no one made a wish...


I wish my younger half-brother had never been born.  

[jagged1]

Granted, congratulations, it's twin sisters instead.

I wish lab reports didn't take 12 hours.  

[Kaiba]

granted, they take 13.

I wish I remembered to make a wish earlier.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but it was written in white ink and no one noticed it.

I wish Wal-Mart didn't have such a crappy craft aisle... or that Hobby Lobby was closer stare ...