Idiot 1
Girls are no good.
Is that so? So, tell me you sexist b*****d... why is it that you seem to believe this?
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Teen girls are mindless
Are they? It would seem that the mindless ones here are you and your homophobic friend.
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sluts
If they really were, I somehow doubt you would be complaining so much, since you'd probably be too busy getting laid.
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who will only date you
And not you.... but, seriously, if you don't show some degree of real selectivity, then you'll never actually find one of the ones that are actually worth it... one of the ones who might actually accept you for who you are.
But at this point, I somehow doubt that you'd find too many who are interested. You'd better get used to your only intimate company being Mrs. Right (and her sister Ms. Lefty...), unless you can actually make a massive paradigm shift and realize that maybe, just maybe, the things that matter reside under their hair and behind their tits....
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to get to anouther guy.
Maybe you need to be asking your friends what it is that they're doing right...
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It's like this there's a ladder
That you need to be completely removed from...
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where one guys at the top
Also known as the alpha male....
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and teen girls all want the guy on the top
Not even touching that one....
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who's usually an a*****e jock.
Actually, back in High School, despite my being a massive geek, it was me... all those rungs ABOVE the a*****e jocks.
It's really a shame I was so damn shy.
Even more of a shame that you're a disrespectful wannabe macho a*****e.
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Grown women only love guys for there money
That's spelled t-h-e-i-r... however, that's not true... not entirely, at least.
Only the ones who are as depraved as you hold money above love...
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and only get married to get to your cash
Again, not all women are after money... just like not all guys are after control or sex.
You, on the other hand, seem to be after the latter, and have no clue what a quality woman is.
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and so they can just sit around and do nothing all day
Just like you in your every-day life, it would seem....
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and they will put you in debt very quickly
Only because you other source of regular sex comes with a pimp and a stopwatch...
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then leave.
That's what hookers do when your money runs out...
Goddess, I thought intarweb n00bs were bad, you, my friend, seem to suck at life.
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So in short girls are I am useless.
Yes. yes you are.
Idiot 2
Hey man,
Oh, ********.... there are 2 of you assholes?!
Que Sunt Remus?!
Your honor, I'd like to present this as evidence to support my motion to sterilize stupid people...
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they can't help it.
Your honor, Exhibit 2....
May you be forcibly castrated with a Coke bottle in a parking lot by a bunch of militant feminazis one day while walking to your car....
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Women are incapable of logical thought process
Oh? Given that the term is "Processes", not the singular "process", it makes me wonder how you can do such things as walk and chew gum... or think without having a stroke...
More to the point, I do believe the logical response to that particular thought pattern is a square kick in the balls while calling you a flaming moron... just before going for that coke bottle, ya know?
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as they can only use 2 percent of there brain to function at one time
At least you've found some common ground with the opposite gender, at least in your own little viewpoint.
To anyone who thinks I agree at all with this idiot, bear in mind that this is the closest to "nice" I will be getting in this one.
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(the other 8 is split between cooking and cleaning)
Perhaps I stand corrected.... that puts them at 5 times your brain function... whoops.
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They don't even cook and clean right.
Ya know, women are more than just cookie-making baby factories. Your opinions, however, make me want to see how you would end up in prison...
Then they can dress you up in makeup and make YOU the woman.
Feminazi
All 100% of mens brain is sex.You wouldn't like it if we made a thread stating all men want is sex and booze.
As true as that may be in the majority of cases, my misinformed feminist friend, you are as guilty as this pair of misogynistic morons.
Yes, I said it, the feminist is just as guilty as the chauvinist assholes. Sorry, but I do not appreciate being clumped in with chumps like these, especially not whilst I, for one, am standing up for women against viewpoints like this.
Bigotry is bigotry, no matter what your gender, color, or ethnic background... Sorry, now take a seat and shut the hell up. Your opinion is hereby as invalid as the opinions of these amazing asshats.
Idiot 2
Yeah, cockwashing faggots
I know a few homosexuals who would really not appreciate being called this, and a few more who would not only beat the living snot out of you, but may go so far as forcing you to participate in a live drag review.
Think about that before making ignorant and bigoted posts like that.
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and dickless smelly hippies might not like it,
Most of the smelly hippies I know that are sans p***s own a pair of fairly sizable mammaries... although I will admit that some of them do carry a slight bit of funk (but not all of them have B.O. issues....) that can be difficult to explain and/or get out of your car upholstery....
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but REAL men
Unlike you, who qualifies as a simpering, immature little boy...
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would have no problm
Correct, we wouldn't have a "problm" with anything, we would have a "problem" with it. Learn to spell kid...
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with such a thread,
Yes we would, because a real man has other things on his mind. That's not to say sex doesn't even remotely enter our thoughts, or that sex doesn't come into the equation frequently, but that's instinct, propagation of the species, you know, and a real man knows when it's appropriate to express such impulses, and when to keep such impulses under control.
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as it is true we think of nothing but sex,
Don't include me in your twisted world view... I have bills to pay, a job to go to, and friends that I'd rather not ********, personally. If you're thinking of sex when you're in a steamroom full of flabby, fat, sweaty old men, that's on you, but nothing is quite so libido-crushing for me as that thought, or others like it, so, hey, whatever gets your rocks off... I'm not here to judge you on your personal fantasies involving getting cornholed by a bunch of saggy old men... no matter where you might be.
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which is why the world is in such bad shape nowadays
I partially agree with this, but sex-addicted politicians aren't the only reason... morons like you also have a pretty large hand in it.
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because bitches
mad
Again... feminazis, parking lot, coke bottle....
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aint cooking, cleaning or ******** us exactly how, when and where we want it.
I'll address this one in 3 parts...
Cooking: If only they would... it would be 2 fewer ignorant punks in the world.
Cleaning: Umm... If you need anyone to bathe you, and you're not physically invalid, an infant, elderly, or any combination of the 3, you need more help than I can afford to get ********: I'd be forced to kill you, her, and whomever allowed you to even attempt to breed....
Besides, I think the last time your ignorant a** had p***y was when p***y had you, and even it spit you out...
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So thanks for the apocalypse, cunts
I would sooner blame stupidity for the end of the world than you not getting more a** than you could ever possibly handle in one, albeit short, lifetime.
I say "short" because I'm under the impression that your famous last words are going to end up being "hey guys, watch this!".
Idiot 1 later
Bitches ain't s**t but hoes and tricks.
Where are my glass-wielding fangirls when I need them?
