Corrupt A Wish

[msarg27]

granted but it sucks
i wish i had a car  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but its one of those old shitty cars, which breaks down right after you get it.

I wish I had a sushi buffet.  

[Crazily_Cool_Kyle]

Granted, but the sushi has poisoned, and you die after eating all the food.

I wish I had a million dollars.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but through a legal loop-hole, you now found wanted by the very Earth itself. twisted

I wish somebody would act silly.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you're the person acting silly and gets arrested for no apparent reason.

I wish when I fart, I could launch myself a few yards into the air and when I eat beans, It comes out in short bursts and I could hold them in.  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, but by a freak accident one of the bursts gets contained and your a** implodes.

I wish People would stop complainig about no wavedashing in brawl.  

[msarg27]

granted but you uncontrollably start complaining about it

i wish i didn't have to make a wish ! crying scream  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you blip out of existence. (It works doesn't it?)

I wish for a handkerchief. Make that a few.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but Its a magic hankerchief that that mkes you disappear when used.

I wish I could kill people without getting in trouble.  

[Chuuyya]

Okey Dokey but Nitnit kills you first.



Ummmm I wish for purple slippers that were pretty.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you can't take them off and everyone makes fun of you for it.

I wish it was acceptable to sleep in a religious institution.  

[Chuuyya]

Granted but you get nightmares from Darkrai! (even pokemon related)
I wish that they'd make a comedy about pokemon killing Bush and then it happened...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but then the animator dies and the comedy is cut short, meaning Bush becomes an undead president.

I wish I could have lunch soon.  

[Chuuyya]

fine but your pudding cup is missing Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnn!
I wish my team will win the wifi leauge... (Death really wants to answer this)  

[Deathguiser]

((How'd you know.)) Granted. I don't have to corrupt because it won't happen.

I wish I was really good a mario strikes charged.