Lines You'll Never Hear

[HereticX]

Imperious: "Hahaha! I posess the Tan San Qua-AAAAAAAHHHHH!" *face melts*  

[Alianna Naviri]

Rak: "Gah, snakes! I hate snakes..."  

[Sol Walker]

Any Imperial Officer: "You know what? just to spice things up lets not deploy the fleet."  

[HereticX]

Imperial Officer: "Hey, I'm competent, I'm not corrupt, I haven't used influence or bribery to achieve my rank, and I'm actually a decent guy!"  

[Sol Walker]

Stormie: (in real creepy voice) I see you....  

[Sol Walker]

Vader: I think I'll get Xizor a present this year. After all, it is Fete week.  

[HereticX]

Vader: "Happy Kwanza!"  

[Sol Walker]

Cale: "you know, I think its time I decided to actively get involved in this war. Im going to join the Republic!  

[HereticX]

Sith Apprentice: "You know what? I don't feel like assassinating my Master."  

[Sol Walker]

Sideous: "awww! its a puppy! isn't it cute lord vader?! Simply adorable!  

[Nelowulf]

Luke: I see dead people.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Obi: *slap* shut yo mouth, whiney!  

[HereticX]

Palpatine: "No...I'm too weak..."
Windu: "Shut it, foo. Death to whitey!"  

[Sol Walker]

ThrawN: "holy Crap I don't know what to do!"  

[Nospai Deathous]

*thrawn examines a new addition to his art collection*


Thrawn: What the ******** is this? My 5 year old cousin could paint trash better than this sithspawn.