Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[ElladanKenet]

To make pineapples extinct, and thus make Hawaii obsolete  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

To buy this new armour for Lord Vader:



And then sack the guy who made that suggestion.

And then to cure the schizophrenia of the guy writing this post.

Oh, stop saying you're schizophrenic.

Go away and never come back.

NO! Gollum, gollum!  

[ElladanKenet]

(*Vaporizes the person who made that costume*)

To replace the noghri with ninja penquins because everyone knows ninja penquins are better.  

[Ral Roke]

To make chainsaw bayonets for bloodthirsty Feeorins.  

[Sol Walker]

To scrap the Ninja penguin idea and just make prinnies wear masks. and black body suits.  

[ElladanKenet]

To ask Cale to define prinnie.  

[Sol Walker]

To tell EK to redirect his question to CW, the guild's foremost expert on prinnies.  

[ElladanKenet]

To use Star Wars: The Force Unleashed as their new Stormtrooper and Royal Guard motivation  

[Missing00]

to use Battelfront 2 as training simulation.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make Battlefront 3 the better simulation  

[Darkened Angel]

To make Jason Vorhees the new elite commando for the Empire. The psycho just... won't... die... and he's great at killing people.  

[ElladanKenet]

To threaten incompitant commanders with being fed to Aliens  

[Johnny Malone]

To issue green stormtrooper armor to all units in honor of St. Patricks's Day.  

[Des Voh]

Johnny Malone

To issue green stormtrooper armor to all units in honor of St. Patricks's Day.

(That'd be neat.)  

[ElladanKenet]

To ban all use and application of the color pink.