The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Kaiba]

granted, but now the wal-mart is as far away as the Hobby Lobby...whatever that is.

I wish my friends didn't hate me >_>;  

[jagged1]

Granted, you hate yourself and try to commit suicide daily.

I wish I had the time to earn more than just 1k/day. ><  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted; you earn so much gold you're accused of cheating and banned from the site.


I wish my classes were done with already.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you're working a terrible job for less than the federal minimum wage.

I wish I had my permit already.  

[Kaiba]

granted, you're now permitted to swim in the deep end.

I wish Ja-chan's response to my previous wish didn't turn me into an emo kid.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you turned into a preppy one.

I wish I had more free time.  

[Kaiba]

( Eww! >o<)
Granted, but you aren't allowed to do anything. Nope. Not even breathe =/

I wish I was re-mod-ified sad  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted; you've been genetically remodified and had your DNA spliced with a houseplant's.


I wish I was an only child.  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Granted, but now you're just a lowly little orphan with no parents to cater to you. (Are thing actually better that way...? xd )

I wish I could play Silent Hill 4...  

[Ryu_chan]

((Weeeeelll...not if it meant my mom died. My mother is the single most amazing person I've ever met. so no.))

Granted, but your copy turns out to have been stolen, so you're summarily arrested ten minutes in.


I wish I had a new dog.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but it's favorite activity is to bite you. Preferably while you sleep.

I wish my theatre directors weren't so a**l lately. DD:  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

shinigami027

Granted, but it's favorite activity is to bite you. Preferably while you sleep.

I wish my theatre directors weren't so a**l lately. DD:

Granted but now they all want to act like seto kaiba lol. I wish that I could buy more Yaoi manga.  

[Kaiba]

granted. Your parents find it, and burn them. And guess what? now they're paranoid that their beloved child secretly wants to be gay. OH. NOEZ.

I wish that the internets would come and take my nonexistant baby brother away -- right now.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but they leave behind literal little devils.

I wish that my school comes in first in our meet today so we can make it to playoffs and get another banner.  

[Kaiba]

Granted. But you don't get a banner.

I wish I had more internet time.