Mos Eisley Cantina

[Nelowulf]

so, some weird s**t going on:

My microwave now only works, when the door is open. If i close the door, it turns off and won't start up. Freeeaakkkyyy.  

[Darkened Angel]

Is it an ACME microwave?  

[kefkadragon]

Oh nelowulf has purchased the oxymoron microwave. It only works when you can't use it. (without radiation poisoning anyway)  

[Nelowulf]

No, seriously. I've had this microwave for 10+ years. It just randomly decides to quit after reheating a burrito...  

[Darkened Angel]

Perhaps the burrito was from Hell and it unleashed an evil aura into the microwave upon reheating it, thus awaking the demon, Bean Dip the Stenchous.  

[ElladanKenet]

My theory is that the microwave is possesed by the ghost of Peter Frampton  

[kefkadragon]

I'd say more like Peter, Paul, and mary. (which one was dead? Peter or Paul? Or was mary the one that died?)  

[ElladanKenet]

I recalled ten seconds after I made the comment this morning that Peter is alive and well  

[Darkened Angel]

No, it's the combined essence of Mickey Dolenz, Peter Tork, Michael Nesmith, and Davy Jones.  

[kefkadragon]

With a bit of buddy holly somewhere  

[ElladanKenet]

Well, it's certainly not John Lennon  

[Darkened Angel]

I think the microwave is sad because it knows it's gonna be replaced and forgotten about.

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over,
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done,
And I don't want to live that way,
Reading into every word you say,
You said that you could let it go,
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know.  

[Miss-Pandemica]

SW yoga

this looks doable biggrin  

[Darkened Angel]

Wait, that's yoga? I thought it was just a slave bikini-clad Leia doing sexy poses. rolleyes  

[Miss-Pandemica]

4laugh