Mos Eisley Cantina

[kefkadragon]

Hooray for the strip troopers! rofl  

[ElladanKenet]

Boom  

[kefkadragon]

Shaka laka  

[Darkened Angel]

The Galactic Empire is about to unveil its new superweapon, the Porn Star.

When activated, the Porn Star fires a beam at the target planet, unleashing powerful pheremones that causes all the inhabitants to have an overloaded libido.  

[Cale Darksun]

Sounds like the Empire stumbled upon the Defense Department's scrapped plans for the Gay Bomb.  

[Skyeborne]

the horror... THE HORROR!!!  

[Darkened Angel]

Porn Star superweapons and striptroopers.

It's good to be in the empire.  

[kefkadragon]

Yes it is. Rebels got nothing on us.  

[Darkened Angel]

The rebels get a single princess in a metal bikini, and only because she was captured by a Hutt, and she doesn't stay in the metal bikini once rescued.

The empire gets to demand that all its sexy women get put in skimpy outfits.  

[kefkadragon]

Hooray. We should've made skimpy prisoner outfits for when we captured her.  

[Cale Darksun]

How much skimpier can we get? Pasties?  

[kefkadragon]

How about nothing at all?  

[Cale Darksun]

Then that isn't skimpy. That's just nude.  

[kefkadragon]

Either way the men are satisfied  

[Miss-Pandemica]

its always about your male satisfaction razz doesnt anybody care if the women here are SATISFIED? scream