Mos Eisley Cantina

[Darkened Angel]

* looks behind the rock *

A-HA! CAUGHT YOU!  

[Miss-Pandemica]

gonk  

[Darkened Angel]

* trips and falls right on top of Pandemica, landing in a compromising position *

redface  

[Darth Fury]

*grabs a fire hose and sprays them both with water*  

[Darkened Angel]

* changes Pandemica and herself into bikinis, then grabs Darth Fury and pulls her in *

4laugh  

[Miss-Pandemica]

rofl  

[Darkened Angel]

We need more metal bikinis.

Think of the hotness.  

[Miss-Pandemica]

but...the chaffing... sweatdrop  

[Darkened Angel]

The metal's got a soft inside layer. No chafing that way.  

[kefkadragon]

I knew there was a reason leia looked so comfortable.  

[Darkened Angel]

Seriously, we got an intergalactic conquering empire, tons of laser technology, magic, giant spaceships and stations, but people think they're clueless when it comes to designing something comfortable?

" Sir, we did it! We developed a new cloning techology that creates supersoldiers that won't age or ever fall ill from any known disease or virus. "
" Excellent, now how is that underwear project going? "
" Not so good, sir. 2 billion credits and all we got was a cheap cloth material that tears the instant you stretch it. If only we had more funding, we could perhaps develop some kinda rubber-like material to avoid that. "  

[kefkadragon]

I'd gladly donate to help the imperial undergarment project.  

[Nelowulf]

*cough*

Phase 1 clonetrooper armor was notoriously difficult to wear comfortably, actually. Let's also not forget that Star Wars also has the strange phenomenon that undergarments were not really around, at least in the movie presentations. If you dont' believe me, seriously look for the interview where Carrie Fisher talks about them taping her breasts down because they jiggled too much and a bra would have poked through the fabrics too overtly.


So. Yeah. Governmental oversight.  

[Darkened Angel]

Yeah, and the comment about seeing straight to Florida.

It's just weird that technology is so far advanced, but the idea of comfortable clothing is somehow beyond them.  

[Cale Darksun]

Well. Apparently comfortable underwear was a technology lost during the Dark Times and the decline of the Republic.