Corrupt A Wish

[PhoenixBlade983]

Deathguiser

((How'd you know.)) Granted. I don't have to corrupt because it won't happen.

I wish I was really good a mario strikes charged.

Lol.
Granted but it only available on Mars.
I wish my phone had more minutes on it.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the law of equivalent exchange forces you to shave those extra minutes off your own life.

I wish I was never exposed to the creepiness of Pika-man. gonk It's just plain scary... and an unnatural force of pokemon...  

[msarg27]

granted but you die

i wish i was fast  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you have a nasty habit of running into every wall possible.

I wish my kittens could actually play on the wii.  

[xXTabesXx]

Granted, but now they never let you play.

I wish I was was a martial arts master  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, but because of this Chuck Norris kicks your a**.

I wish most Sci-Fi movies didn't feel so corny when I watch them.  

[Kwani_the_Dragon_Princess]

Granted but, then they changed to comedies.

I wish..
I had brawl.  

[Michael RD]

wish granted,but you cannot unlock the hidden characters
I wish that I can get games for free twisted  

[xXTabesXx]

Granted but they dont work.

I wish i was a famous rock star.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the whole Rock industry falls out and you become a penniless, but famous rock star.

I wish the dentist wasn't such an evil place.  

[blaziken_007]

Granted but now every where else is evil.

I wish I could punch and kick people at my school. twisted (only one person though) twisted  

[ShadesChild841]

granted u now are able to punch and kick people at ur school
too bad ur too much of a pansey to do it i wish my k-board wasnt brpken and i cpuld tyoe properky  

[Ten of Hearts]

Granted, but now your mouse doesn't work.

I wish I could afford more games.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now the games abruptly end right before the climactic event happens.

I wish I had the power to control the weather.  

[Tyhoon]

Granted, but you are now responsible for the worlds weather. You need to maintain absolute focus 24/7/365.248, lest the world fall apart.


I wish I owned a Platinum Mine.