What would you do if you woke up next to the person above u?

[Bellabie]

I would return the apologies, then.
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[TheEmoSalesman]

Lol you wouldn't have to apologize. You'd have every right to scream at my fat hideousness and beat me senseless.  

[Bellabie]

I'm no good at that.
I'm better at apologies.
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[TheEmoSalesman]

Lol, well, I'm sure not being good at it wouldn't stop you.  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Poke you.

 

[The_Last_Avenger]

i'd hug you for no reason.  

[Alchemist of the Twilight]

I'd poke you, thinking you were some foreign object o.O  

[God of Forbidden Light]

Yell violently, then run out of the house screaming rape.  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Steal your clothes and run!!!

 

[The_Last_Avenger]

I'd hug you again.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

After a few minutes of piecing together what happened, I would pull out a permanent marker, draw whiskers and crazy stuff on your face, roll you over, write PROPERTY OF DRONZE in block letters on your back, steal your left kidney, put metal in your microwave on high for an hour, switch the salt and the sugar, fill all beverages with soap, smash your T.V, computer, and gaming console, and leave a horse head in your bed for that finishing touch.  

[Bellabie]

Switch my place with that of another girl.
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[Alchemist of the Twilight]

Mobius Nightshade

After a few minutes of piecing together what happened, I would pull out a permanent marker, draw whiskers and crazy stuff on your face, roll you over, write PROPERTY OF DRONZE in block letters on your back, steal your left kidney, put metal in your microwave on high for an hour, switch the salt and the sugar, fill all beverages with soap, smash your T.V, computer, and gaming console, and leave a horse head in your bed for that finishing touch.

Wow... so violent xD

I would find your wallet and take all the money in it. If you had a credit card, I would keep using it and give you a nasty bill to pay.
If you had a cell phone, I would go over the plan! twisted

I know, I'm so evil!  

[Demonic Repentance]

Ahem...

Push you in a ditch after mutilating you horribly, stealing your money, and hijacking any cars you have. Proceed to inject you with seventeen poisons and make you eat arsenic. When the police find you, I'm thirteen states and a continent away.  

[Alchemist of the Twilight]

I would tie you to a chair (with chains) and make you sit right next to Bush. Muhahaha!