Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[kizuria]

no,youll die in a week and a day because the bus ride from hell takes 8 days.and the reaper cant afford a plane.
if emo's are so anti-social why do they hang out in malls?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because no one would notice there 'anti-socialness' in a library!

Why aren't Panda's horny? (it's so sad, they'll never mate crying )
 

[Death_Princess666]

Because they are scared of lil sneezing panda's

Why is a kitchen a kitchen and not a bathroom O.o  

[draconas88]

because Mr. Bath would rather not live in a place where people eat

why are magnets called magnets if they aren't nets made for catching mags  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

They are named after the mutant Magneto (ad not, as everyone seems to think, the other way around)

Why am I so sensitive to the sun? My family has got no vampires >A<  

[hazel843]

You got biten by your vampire goldfish

Why is wood purple?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because it can't breath underneath all that bark.

Who put the 'Bang' in the Bangshebang?
 

[hazel843]

Me

Why is my ipod trying take over my mind when it knows that apple already has it?  

[Death_Princess666]

Becaus Ipod wants it all

Why do i love red and purple  

[Toastur]

because if u didnt the world would explode =P

how do cheetahs run so fast?o-o  

[JustAPoisonApple]

they are secretly vampires...

why is are window's see through??  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

So that the stalker may see you

Why do there have to be proms?  

[hazel843]

Because then the stalker has an excuse to ask you out

Why is this emote trying to eat me arrow 3nodding  

[Toastur]

because its a carnivore =O

why is fire hot ?O_O  

[Joeyfish5]

Becasue god hates us all

why is a hoe a hoe