Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Isobel Bellamy]

lol, fine xd

Rellik is just a shaved ape given a keyboard razz  

[Rellik San]

Isobel has a complete My Little Pony collection and aspires to be Barbie.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

The guy above me just stated his aspiration in life. (you'd look fabulous with long blonde locks by the way xd )  

[Rellik San]

(I always fancied that Norwegian look actually) The girl above me climaxes at the drop of a hat.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

The guy above me can't get it up
(myup, there's a lot to be said for scandinavain metallers)  

[Rellik San]

(According to my Ex, theres a lot to be said and done with Italian ones too. neutral )
The girl above me has all the sexual prowess of roadkill.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Aww, the guy above me was too good for her anyway 3nodding  

[Rellik San]

(Its all in the past, and I gottsa better girl now)
The girl above me has false sympathies.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik forgot this was the outrageous lie thread razz (as did Isobel sweatdrop )

Rellik also is the most handsome man to have ever graced this kingdom in all its years rofl  

[Rellik San]

Isobel is the most seductive girl to don a leather miniskirt.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

The guy above me is the sexiest man to ever don leather trousers  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me declared her undying love for Warhammer going so far so to *CENSORED* with a Land Raider... Chaos Land Raider... something about the spikes and feeling better.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

The guy above me loves sheep. You know, in That way.  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me is the love child of Tom Jones and a sheep.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik is the by-preduct of an unholy union between Chesney Hawkes and a loofa