The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Ryu_chan]

Kaiba

Granted. But you don't get a banner.

I wish I had more internet time.

Granted; you now have aaaaalll the internet time in the world. The downside is, it's subtracted from your total lifespan to the point that you'll die the instant you shut off the computer.



I wish Barbaro had recovered. cry  

[Kaiba]

...that's pretty beast.

Granted. He recovered, but got shot by a rival jockey.

I wish Iceland would bloody respond already!  

[jagged1]

Granted, you are denied in the most painful way possible and you commit suicide due to emoness.

I wish vacation was longer.  

[Kaiba]

granted. It never ends and you become illiterate.

twisted I wish Julianna came with me.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted but that person decides to throw spit balls in your face until you throw a rock at them to knock them unconscious.

I wish my brother would die and everyone forgot about him.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but then his ghost comes back to haunt you and you don't know for what reason. He causes your death, but it's mislabeld as a suicide. You roam the earth as a spirit, that no one sees and are doomed to that fate for eternity.

I wish my little cousin would leave.  

[Kaiba]

Granted. He kills himself

I wish I was one of the 35 people on Gaia with a halo.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you get ip banned.

I wish the talent show practice would end sooner than 7 today. X_x;;  

[Kaiba]

granted. it does and you get no practice time at all.

I wish that it was Julianna I was kissing lsat night. heart  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted--today she calls you up to tell you she has herpes.

I wish finals were easier.  

[Kaiba]

Granted- you cheat to make them so but get caught and fail.

I wish 4chan didn't hate Jews >_>  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Kaiba

Granted- you cheat to make them so but get caught and fail.

I wish 4chan didn't hate Jews >_>

Granted but now they hate everyone else and they ban the other members that arent jews.
I wish that I could cosplay as the Dark Magician Girl  

[jagged1]

Granted, but your costume splits in the first five minutes and they can't fix it. Not to mention you just made a lot of fanboys happy.

I wish physics didn't put me to sleep.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

jagged1

Granted, but your costume splits in the first five minutes and they can't fix it. Not to mention you just made a lot of fanboys happy.

I wish physics didn't put me to sleep.

Granted but now all the other classes put you to sleep to were you can only stay away by staying in physics.

I wish that I could find the one namie amuro cd that has the song Funky Town.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you get the last one and are just about to listen to it when you are run over and die.

I wish prom was over so I can cut my hair already.