Corrupt A Wish

[The Real Buddy]

Granted, you have no idea how to use it, and it is now a valueless doorstop that you will one day kill yourself on

I wish I had the ability to cook everything perfectly.  

[Pachulo]

Granted but you get fat from eating all your perfect food, 4 months later you have a painfull death.

I wish I had 30 mill so I could buy ******** Angelic Minis scream .  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the next day you realize with great power comes great publicity and now the Paparazzi won't leave you alone for a sec. LATE

Granted, but the time that happens, you're old and everyone has an odd hate to you while you're wearing them.

I wish... I had a time lord.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but it makes you old and you die and turn to dust in the wind.

I wish I had my virginity...(Lulz)  

[nitnit]

Granted but you keep it forever

I wish for nothing  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but now your lif is nothing and you have nothing to live for and you have nothing to kill yourself with. (In other word, you're an emo.)

I wish that this wish was your wish that you could not wish.  

[Chuuyya]

granted but Larry the llama wishes!
Larry the llama wishes for a girlfriend  

[Raike99]

Granted, but Larry gets killed on the first date because his "girlfriend" was a serial killer.

I wish I could afford Brawl.  

[paleHorse91]

Granted, but brawl doesnt work and the wii explodes crying

i wish i could live forever  

[Raike99]

Granted, but you end up being captured and tortured till you die.

I wish I could afford Mystery Dungeon 2.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but as soon as you can afford it, the game becomes super-rare to find and is never in stores.

I wish I could spend more time with you guys.  

[Raike99]

Granted, but then you can't spend any time with family.

I wish this world wasn't so corrupted. D;  

[paleHorse91]

Raike99

Granted, but then you can't spend any time with family.

I wish this world wasn't so corrupted. D;

i dont enjoy my family

Granted, BUT THEN EVERYTHING BECOMES TOO PERFECT AHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish i could fire lasers  

[The Sauce Boss]

paleHorse91

i dont enjoy my family

Granted, BUT THEN EVERYTHING BECOMES TOO PERFECT AHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish i could fire lasers

Granted, but it comes out of your a**.

I wish that I could marry Sarah Kerrigan...  

[ArcNeoMasato]

Sorith

paleHorse91

i dont enjoy my family

Granted, BUT THEN EVERYTHING BECOMES TOO PERFECT AHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish i could fire lasers

Granted, but it comes out of your a**.

I wish that I could marry Sarah Kerrigan...

Granted, but you die the next day.

I wish I could beat Fable.