Ruin My Wish game

[BornToPlease]

granted but i dont know wht it is so you get a cow instead
i wish i could fly

((at meckhan:i still have ur shorts from the slap, kiss, hug game))  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

gimpi is an item

granted but you lose control and you make a nose dive


I wish i had some dry chicken, just the way i like it  

[the_hamster]

granted but its moldy

i wish i had the slightest idea of what im doing  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but then you forget


I wish i had some advil  

[BornToPlease]

granted but its tylenol
i wish for a fish (rhyming time)  

[JTN]

Granted... you are now bitten by a shark.


I wish my supervisor wasn't such an @$$hole.  

[the_hamster]

granted now your supervisor is overly friendly

... i wish for a way past this stupid level...  

[BornToPlease]

granted but the next level is even stupider

i wish for a cougar ((meow......RAWR))  

[Third Chaos Saint]

granted but it was an old perverted lady that keeps on trying to molest you xD

I wish i had a kite >.<  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it was made out of concert

I wish i my house was colder  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but now its to cold to live in so you where kicked out

i wish i had a mini air conditioner just for my room  

[Tambergal]

granted! but it blew up and destroyed parts or your room

I wish i had a time machine  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted but it's a one way trip.. and it malfunctions when you used it, so now you're in the wrong time too.

I wish the person below me had no chance of ruining my wishes.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you have no wishes

i wish it rained money >.<  

[brass_monkey360]

A Bad Wolf

Granted but it's a one way trip.. and it malfunctions when you used it, so now you're in the wrong time too.

I wish the person below me had no chance of ruining my wishes.

Granted but now this forum will die crying

I wish he would never make another wish like that..... and for a pet turtle that my dad won't eat.