Lines You'll Never Hear

[Durza the Shade]

C-3PO: *silence*  

[HereticX]

Yoda: "Like a hooker the Dark Side is; nightime, seductive and joyful, but daytime, no money and strange rash have you."  

[HereticX]

Windu: "They speak Basic in 'What'?"  

[HereticX]

Darth Bane: "Two there shall be; no more no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it. One shall there be, only if proceeding to two. Three is too many. Four, is right out."  

[Sol Walker]

Young Yoda: Failed I have. Sad am I. Speach therapy, going nowhere it is.
Random other jedi: I dunno.I think it suits you. give it a couple hundred years and It'll be your trademark. Why I'll bet some nerds in a galaxy far away will even make a posting page where the whole point is to mimic you.
Young Yoda: Think so you do?
Random other jedi: Yes. I have forseen it.  

[LessienElanesse]

Anakin: We don't need Obi-Wan's help, I'm perfectly capable of screwing things up myself.

Anakin: *does what he's told surprised *  

[SupremeGeneral]

Rebels find a hole in the Tatoone Desert.
Rebel- Come out Palpatine I know your there!
Palp.*High Pitched voice* No, no one's here go away.
Rebel- Than why did you answer me?
Palp-*high pitched voice* Uhhh, this is a prerecorded message. I'm kinda buisy right now. The Emperor has alot to do so and is booked until Saturday. Please leave a message after the beeeeeeeep..
Rebel- *throws a thermal detenator in to the hole* You got 5 seconds to... *it explodes* oops.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Emperor: In order to make a more public image, we have redun the stormtrooper amror...SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
*stormies walk in, dressed like clowns, Vader followed, hes dressed like bozo*  

[Kamikazi Armada]

((oh I got one..))

Mace Windu: *to Kai-Ai-Mundi* Hey Picklehead!!  

[Nelowulf]

Han: Take Her! She's the fastest ship in the fleet!

Lando: I'd thought you'd never say that. This time I won't lose her in a sabaac game like last time.

Han: What the? I didn't mean like that.

Lando: *already into the falcon* Sucka!  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Han:*singing in shower* I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel petty and witty and..*see's Leia* HEYYYY

Leia: eek  

[Sol Walker]

Any Jedi: Screw the lightsaber! I'm blasting this guy!  

[Nelowulf]

((Actually, Kenobi is the only one I know that actually dislikes blasters. Everyone else just doesn't usually use one.))

Vader: You have disappointed me for the second to last time, Admiral!  

[Sol Walker]

Cont:
Vader: Y'know, Actually, its wrong of me to even be mad at you for disapointing me. People fail all the time. Its part of human nature. so from thispoint on, I will no longer choke my subordinates!  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Cont
Vader: In fact, Instead of choaking them, ill let them find whats wrong..if they can fix it, we will give them a cookie...its a much more positive reinforcement plan....and we loose less admirals...know what, lets give them a gold star to..