Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To employ the hypnotising gaze seen in Dr. Who for the Sith Lords. Opposed to having to seduce people to the Dark Side, they would simply stare them down and say, " I am the Master, and you will obey me. " and the person would become loyal to them.  

[Darkened Angel]

To secretly make a deal with the mafia, because not being linked to the assassinations of several Jedi for the price of a few loads of spice is a Hell of a lot easier than normal warfare, not to mention cheaper.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

To train a General as badass as Crix Madine. Sadly, it never happened or was even close to happening.  

[Darkened Angel]

To go back in time and destroy the rebels before they ever formed, thus causing the Empire to never build the time machine since it would serve no purpose, then to get stuck in the ensuing paradox.  

[Des Voh]

Jaden_Ordo

To train a General as badass as Crix Madine. Sadly, it never happened or was even close to happening.

It did happen. His name was Thrawn.  

[Darkened Angel]

To train an army of killer rabbits after being inspired by Monty Python.  

[ElladanKenet]

To create the ultimate lifeform out of DNA samples of Thrawn, Anakin Skywalker, Crix Madine, John 117, and Spartacus.

The make a clone army out of that.  

[AFK Masturbating]

To figure out what exactly it is that Judas Priest makes people do. mrgreen  

[ElladanKenet]

To reconcile with the rebels, and write a clause in the peace treaty in which they all get together and have the important people start a rock band.

Then they'd decide on a name and go on several multi-year galactic tours, earning billions of credits and setting several records.

Then one of them gets married and tears the band apart through commitment issues, causing the entire war to start back up again.

Afterwords, the lead guitarists start solo careers, with neither one doing anything halfway decent.

The pianist goes on to become a rock legend, earning more money as a composer than he ever did as a back-up.

The lead singer gets old, drunk, and fat and later dies of an overdose.

Then when all is said and done, the Empire opens a museum in dedication to them for no apparant reason at all other than to draw the tourists to their side, since they will be the ones owning the museum.  

[Derpzilla88]

(This is an early empire goal)
To defeat any remaining droid armies because the Empire doesn't like them. Then make sure that the Empire is well under control before developing a combat droid for rare occasions. Then start mass producing the combat droids called Dark Troopers to assist Stormtroopers. Then replace all living troopers with Dark Trooper droids. Thus, in the end, eliminating a droid army with human soilders, then replace the humans with droids.  

[Takamura Kobayashi]

You Will Never Be A Man

To boldy go where no one has gone before. (Star Trek Theme Plays)

Unless You Are A Gentleman

 

[x-kiri-kun-x]

To build a deathmoon and deathsun to go with the deathstar.  

[Darkened Angel]

To patent all spaceship designs, thus forcing everyone, including the rebels, to buy from them, and then making trillions of credits while selling very pathetic excuses for ships to their enemies, and then blowing them up in later battles with minimal effort.  

[Black Baoz]

Find the fountain of youth... For the Emperor, of course...  

[ElladanKenet]

To just not even bother anymore