davil may cry rp( can by gory and violent)

[MissBlackthorne]

kitty had fell onto the floor and was unable to get up. she was very vulnerable to people taking her and poking her with sharp pointy things.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Jester looked down on her with a look of false concern. "Awwww... Did Kitty have a boo-boo?"  

[Zander goldenrod]

"Shut it d**k wad"  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"If by 'shut it' you mean your face, I'd be happy to! Hohohohohoho!!!"  

[Zander goldenrod]

"Youreasking meto kill you arnt you?  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"No, but a cream pie would be nice!" Although he couldn't move the rest of his body, his head was tilted in a mocking angle, and the expresion on his face was a bemused one.  

[Zander goldenrod]

*Putsblade to neck* "I said shut it"  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"Ladies first! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!" He was clearly enjoying this weak attempt at a threat, his head shaking all about as he laughed.  

[Zander goldenrod]

*satbs him* "Ill just let youbleed to death."  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Confetti poured out from the wound in a crazy spray of colour. Jester pulled out a horn sat up, blown it, and yelled "HAPPY NEW YEAR! FREE BOOZE FOR EVERYONE!" and moved around, regardless of the fact that he was stabbed and that he was supposed to be recovering from a near-death experience. He practically paraded circles around the fellow.  

[Zander goldenrod]

*Lops head off* "Now try drinking, wich i absolutly hate."  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

His head continued laughing on the floor, and his body started to disco dance. Confetti was flying everywhere, and Jester's head rolled about in it's mania.  

[Zander goldenrod]

*shoots lightning atthe head* "Thats better." (dude quitbein a d**k wad)  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

(Well, you started it, trying to kill off my character and whatnot. Besides, mortal tactics are virtually ineffective. The lightning? Now you're thinking.)

The head jumped away, the confetti disappeared, the wound healed, and he put his head back on. "Okay, okay! I get it! Lay off the jokes for awhile! Let's just chill..." He sat down very quietly, a very difficult thing for him to do.  

[Zander goldenrod]

"Sorry i just kina knewwere that wasgonao, i wanted it to stop, i hate drinking." (Hes gotloves that wen he snaps his fingersit shootslightning)