Corrupt A Wish

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the game doesn't survive the beating and both the data corrupts and the disc breaks.

I wish for evil things yet to come. twisted  

[ArcNeoMasato]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, but the game doesn't survive the beating and both the data corrupts and the disc breaks.

I wish for evil things yet to come. twisted

Granted, but they all happen to you!

I wish I had a girlfriend.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but she dumps you and you feel horrible.

I wish for absolutely nothing.  

[ArcNeoMasato]

darkslasherX

Granted, but she dumps you and you feel horrible.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

Granted, but you get so board you go kill yourself.

I wish I had a pink pony! heart heart heart heart heart heart  

[paleHorse91]

???  

[Chaotix Bluix]

O_o
...granted, but then some little child steals it away and leaves you with a duck instead.

I wish I could the move Wish.  

[Katrina Blackwater]

This game is from Gamefaqs. XD

Granted, but instead of healing half the hp, it removes it.

I wish I had a vial filled with the T-Virus  

[Ten of Hearts]

Granted, but it has been left in the fridge too long and now has no effect whatsoever.

I wish the ps3 wasn't so expensive.  

[ArcNeoMasato]

Granted, but they also break after you plug them in.

I wish that Nintendo would make a new Metroid.  

[Jonnnn]

Granted, but your console breaks.

I wish Zombies would attack the U.S.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Jonnnn

Granted, but your console breaks.

I wish Zombies would attack the U.S.

Granted, but then the zombie outbreak is limited to Los Angeles and you're the one charged with fixing it.

I wish for a succulent bowl of tasty fried rice.  

[Katrina Blackwater]

Granted, but the rice is in a bowl made of dung.

I wish I owned a samurai sword  

[Mazeyelle]

granted, but it's a fake and turns into dust eek

i wish i could play the bassoon better.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the government bans you from playing your bassoon because everytime you start belting out a tune, everything randomly explodes around you.

I wish I didn't suck at using the public transportation system.  

[Katrina Blackwater]

Granted, but now every time you use a public transportation system, a homeless person who smells of wee sits next to you to try and touch you up.

I wish they'd release a Zelda for the DS that didn't suck.