Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Cont.
Imp Officer: Well...thats a pleasant change. Now I feel better about telling you that the Cable is out because I spilt coffee on the Executor's Cable-*begins to choke*  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Cont.
Vader: *drops body* Nobody saw that..right?!?!
*all bridge crew goes back to work*
Vader: Good....gold stars for everyone!!!!  

[Sol Walker]

Cont.
*pause on the bridge. Vader looks around, chuckles, and clenches his fist. Everyone else falls dead.*
Vader Mwahahahahahahahahah! Fooled You!!!  

[Kamikazi Armada]

*Captain walks in* Ok everyone, im back and..O_o
Vader: Damn it..I was..uh..making a supprise aprty captain..for you
Captain: O_O
Vader: ......*force chokes him* Perfect..  

[Nelowulf]

*emperor walks in*

Palps: Vader, I've been feeling a lot of *chokes*
Vader: Oh s**t! Sorry Master, I forgot to turn off the force!  

[Kamikazi Armada]

((God this is like just one hell of a run on)

Cont.

Vader: DAMN it..I killed my master..
Palp: Auctally..Im still alive
Vader: Then I mortally wounded..
Palp: Im going to be fine..help me up!!
Vader:....*chokes him* Like i said, I have killed my master....  

[Nelowulf]

((we've had longer, but its nice to have one every so often))

Vader: Now that my master is dead, what am I to do?

*thinks*

*several hours later*

Vader: WHOO-HOO! I can raid the bar!  

[Sol Walker]

Vader: *Sniff* I miss you mommy...*cries*  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Anikan: *standing in room* Im to sexy for my robe, to sexy for ym robe, to sexy it hurrrrts, im to sexcy for ym boxers, sos exy it hurts... *Drops jsut as obi-wan walks in*

Obi-wan:O_O
Anikan: Im tos exy for my...*sees obi*...um...*runs*
Obi: O_O  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Yoda: Strong I am. But not that strong...

*points to a picture of Ahnold*  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Vader: *Standing on bridge of Executor* Its peanut butter jelly time, its penut butter jelly time *doing the dance*

Emperor: O_O  

[Nelowulf]

*alternative music for Jabba's Palace*

Joh Yowza: I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to...

Everyone: Move it!  

[Sol Walker]

Capt Antillies: Wait...theres a picture of what on the Tantive's Bridge?!  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Luke: We can settle this fight in another way emperor...I challenge you to a breakdance competition!!

*They dance, Palp breaks his hip*

Palp:AIEE  

[Sol Walker]

Leia: Yes, I put the Girly Picture on the bridge of the Tantive. Why? Because I'm friggen sick of this Duct tape!!!