Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To realize they have enough credits to retire, and turn Tatooine into an oasis planet and using it as a 1st class tropical resort.

To later find out that Tusken Raiders stole their ice drinks and declare war, starting it all over again...  

[ElladanKenet]

To replace the storm troopers with wookiees and tusken raiders.  

[x-kiri-kun-x]

To plant a spy on Gaia Online. The spy will then create a guild all about them.  

[Sol Walker]

Already did that.

To assassinate the Olympic Location committiee for not hosting the Olympics on Coruscant.  

[ElladanKenet]

To go see The Dark Knight  

[Darkened Angel]

To teach stormtroopers to moonwalk.  

[ElladanKenet]

To teach Stormtroops to skywalk  

[Darkened Angel]

To screw it, becuase with all this focus on different walks, they might as well be walking on the sun.

To suddenly have to pay royalties for using a line from a song.  

[ElladanKenet]

To train to become Rocket Man

And then pay more royalties  

[Darkened Angel]

To suddenly jump out in red suits and yell, " NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION! "  

[ElladanKenet]

...And then get new uniforms because the Imperial Inquisitors all wore black.  

[Darkened Angel]

To promote the guy that pointed that out to Head of the Fashion Department.

To demote that same guy when his latest designs result in stormtroopers lacking in combat because they're " too fabulous to waste. "  

[Black Baoz]

To create a Simpson's episode of Star Wars, with Apu as Yoda, "Thank you for coming to the jedi temple, come again!"  

[ElladanKenet]

To finally get on with making the Sequal Trilogy, and not some crappy tie-in  

[Black Baoz]

I'll support that one...