Corrupt A Wish

[Mazeyelle]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, but the government bans you from playing your bassoon because everytime you start belting out a tune, everything randomly explodes around you.

I wish I didn't suck at using the public transportation system.

yay, EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!! my bassoon really IS a bazooka!!!  

[Mazeyelle]

The Deranged Hatter

Granted, but now every time you use a public transportation system, a homeless person who smells of wee sits next to you to try and touch you up.

I wish they'd release a Zelda for the DS that didn't suck.

granted, but EFG got a hold of your DS and broke it.

i wish i was EPIC.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, now you're a epic. Too bad everyone has to do a incredibly boring essay on you and burns you afterwards.

I wish for the ultimate power.  

[Mazeyelle]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, now you're a epic. Too bad everyone has to do a incredibly boring essay on you and burns you afterwards.

I wish for the ultimate power.

granted. you now have the ultimate power... of hitting yourself. really, you're quite good at it.
i wish i was saved in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

ninja Granted, but then your power runs out, trapping you in a theoretical prison with whoever rescued you, and in the process messing up both you and your rescuers memory files in the game, leaving you unable to ever save again on your game pak.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt because I ate a ton of Doritos for lunch.  

[Katrina Blackwater]

Granted, but you starve to death.

I wish games developers would start making good games, instead of just producing crap to make money.  

[Mazeyelle]

granted, but before any of the games go into market, a third world war starts and all the gaming industries get blown up.

i wish i wasn't sick right now.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, you get sent back to school.

I wish was animated like if it was a Anime.  

[ArcNeoMasato]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, you get sent back to school.

I wish was animated like if it was a Anime.

Granted, but it's as boring as Yu Gi Oh.

I wish I could come up with a wish.  

[Lady Visara]

Granted, but the wish was so bad the cops came for you.

I wish I was psychic.  

[ArcNeoMasato]

Granted, but the only mind you can read is your own.
I wish I had a life.  

[rainuken]

G-Man7777

Granted, but the only mind you can read is your own.
I wish I had a life.

Granted, but since you had a life, now you no longer have one.

I wish I had $10,000.  

[nitnit]

Granted by the government takes $11,000 of it in taxes

I wish for an IRL power level scouter  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you break it whenever it registers a foe over the power-level of 9000. xd

I wish the people stuck on Zero Isle in PMD2 got more attention from rescuers.

EDIT: And post 41000 is mine!  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but there's only 2 rescuers now.

I wish I could exist in 2 places at once.