Lines You'll Never Hear

[Durza the Shade]

Luke, on Death Star: I don't know what Ben was talking about with all that "Only stormtroopers are so precise" stuff. These guys su- *gets shot* Ow.  

[LessienElanesse]

Palpatine: This scarring will not hinder me, I still feel young (starts singing) I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to...
Senate: MOVE IT! (techno dancing and out of tune singing starts)
Senator Armidala: So this is how liberty dies...
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Padme: You're a sith?!
Anakin/Vader: Yeah, so?
Padme: ...
A/V: You get free cookies.
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Padme: *slaps Anakin* pwnd biznatch
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Darth Vader: Is Vader going to have to choke a b***h?  

[Darkened Angel]

( After the speeder bike chase after Luke rescues Leia from Jabba's Palace )

Leia: Luke, what happened, and why did you take so long?
Luke: * walking, about to fall over from exhaustion * Vader stole my bike!

Palpatine: You remember that restaurant we went to last night?
Vader: Yes.
Palpatine: Well, your credit card was declined.
Vader: NOOOOOOO!

Luke: You're kidding me. I have to be trained by a green midget?
Yoda: Your a**, don't make me kick, bi-atch!  

[Sol Walker]

Obi-wan: There goes our last hope.
Yoda sad shakes his head) No, many others are there. Been paying attention to Expanded Universe, have you not?  

[Missing00]

Yoda (after vewing holo-screen recording of Ani killing everyone): officially ********, we are.  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine's advertisement when looking for a new apprentice:

Looking for someone to take over the galaxy with me. You will be paid after we succeed. Bring your own lightsaber. Safety not guranteed. I have only done this once before.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

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[Nelowulf]

Alternate Death for Windu:

My name is Boba Fett. You killed my father. Prepare to die.  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke: I challenge you to a battle of wits!
Vader: Accepted.

* Luke takes both his and Vader's sabers and messes with them *

Luke: Which one still works? It ends when you decide and we both take one and ignite it on our heads.

( A short bot of Vader's reasoning later )

Vader: What's that?
Luke: What? Where? * turns to look *
Vader: * switches sabers * Oh nothing. Nevermind. Okay, let's do this. Me from my saber, and you from yours.

* they ignite the sabers *

Luke: You guessed wrong.
Vader: You only think I guessed wrong. I switched the sabers while your back was turned. You should never go up against a Sith Lord when death is on the line! * humming sound * Urk! * dies *
Leia: All this time, it was your saber that worked.
Luke: They both work. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to lightsabers.

(( Yes, Nelo, I saw it too. ))  

[Nelowulf]

((Its not exactly a difficult reference...))

Han: Bye Bye! Have fun Storming the Death Star!
Leia: will they live?
Han: Not a chance.

*both continue to smile and wave*  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke: I'll tear you both apart! I'll beat you both together! Why won't my arms move?
Han: Vader cut them off. But we can get you prostetic ones. Now, we need your help against... 60 stormies.
Luke: Our assets?
Han: Your saber, my blaster, his fur.
Luke: My saber, your blaster, his fur... against all that? Impossible. Now if we had a speeder bike, that'd really be something!  

[Nelowulf]

Luke: We've survived the burning sands of the deep desert, and survived falling into the sarlaac.
Leia: What about the HUS?
Luke: The Hutts of Unsusual Sizes? I don't think they exist... *Jabba pounces on Luke*  

[Darkened Angel]

* Luke walks by, Vader Force Pushes a rock into another one by Luke, Luke ignites his saber, Vader Force Chokes him *

Vader: I We must fight each other, but we will do it sportsman like.
Luke: You mean, you'll put down your Force Choke and I'll put down my saber, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
Vader: ... Nah. * puts more power into his Force Choke *
Luke: Son of a b***h!
Vader: Yes you are.
Luke: ... You're a woman!?
Vader: No! Ugh, dammit. Nevermind!
Luke: No, tell me. What happened?
Vader: I caught her with Obi-Wan.
Luke: Obi-Wan's my father?
Vader: NO! Arg, how come the hero has to be such an idiot?
Luke: Because I thought I had to.
Vader: Why?
Luke: Well, the stage lights, the set, and the fact George Lucas is sitting in a director's chair over there leads me to suspect we're just scripted character's in some sick b*****d's idea of a good movie.
GL: Hey! I'm not sick.  

[Storm TK421]

(( this is tough, all the good ones have been used sweatdrop ))

"I'm singing in the Rain! Just singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling, I'm fallingofftheroof again!"

-Obi-Wan on Kamino when Jango knocked him off the platform in Ep. II rolleyes  

[Nelowulf]

Cloud City...

Vader: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!