Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To bring sexy back.  

[ElladanKenet]

To bring sexy fronts too  

[Darkened Angel]

To redesign all officer uniforms so they're all pink because it's FABULOUS!  

[ElladanKenet]

To forsake all uniforms, and just have everyone dress up in purple suits, dye their hair green, and put on loads of disfiguring make up  

[Sayla-girl]

To recruit Orcs into the Stormtrooper Corps.  

[Darkened Angel]

To fire the architect that designed the 1st Death Star.  

[ElladanKenet]

To go back in time and never create the Death Stars in the first place, and instead just blockade and Base Delta Zero every planet the rebels go to  

[Darkened Angel]

To be.

Or, was it not to be?

To find out which one it is.  

[ElladanKenet]

Tokill Palpatine and make Thrawn the Emperor

Then there would be no rebellion  

[Jaden_Ordo]

To become ub3r 1337 n1nj4 and pwn at wielding a Rent-a-Zilla?  

[Darkened Angel]

To appeal to Crix Madine so that nothing can get in their way of universal domination.  

[ElladanKenet]

To, instead of imprisoning captured rebels, to just eat them.  

[Darkened Angel]

To learn how to actually keep those damn rebels from finding the giant superweapons and blowing them up.  

[Sol Walker]

To find the true fate of the tan M+M.  

[ElladanKenet]

To star in a sitcom