The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but they messed up.

I wish that it snowed in my part of California.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but everyone dies because of the sudden unexpected climate change. Oops.

I wish my computer would load anime episodes faster.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but the speed is so much faster that your internet blows and kills your computer...if that could happen.

I wish that my friend would come back to loving Kaiba and not Kakashi.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but she ships him with the worse possible people and makes the rest of us not like him.

I wish I could go to Orlando for a week with my friends next summer.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted but it's really hot and you're forced to stay inside.

I wish that telemarketers would stop calling me.  

[jagged1]

Granted, they found out your address and come to the door. And they bring salesmen.

I wish I could get some Wendy's right now.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but they screwed up your order. (I hate it when they do that. stare )

I wish that I wasn't so bored.  

[jagged1]

Granted, here's a bomb, you have one minute to defuse it.

I wish I didn't have OCD when it comes to my nails.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but now you don't have ANY nails.

I wish it was the end of the world. j/k

I wish I knew what to wish for! gonk  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but since that wish has already been wished for... nothing happens.

I wish that there was an easier way to share my iTunes Library. The xml file is so confusing.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but turns out the book saying how to do it is all the way in Belgium; and it's in French. (If it being in French isn't such a bad thing, then the fact it's all the way in Belgium should be xD)

I wish I no longer polluted and messed up games, because it ruins my reputation.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you mess up everything else and have no reputation.

I wish I could go to AAC and Florida next summer.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but you miss the flight and it turns out the next one isn't coming until next month.

I wish my most recently developed bad habits would go away.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you develop worse ones. Being a drug addict and alcoholic are the least of your worries.

I wish I could imitate The Abridged Series voices better.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but you do them so well that people start flooding your inbox with fanmail.

I wish that the fashions on the Simpsonize Me applet weren't so...old.