Why the guy above you should be arrested

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for filming lesbian ferret porn.  

[OverlordMMM]

....was arrested for being this guy......

 

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested stripping naked, then wading into the fountain at the shopping mall and singing the Star Spangled Banner.  

[Veruniel]

^ was arrested for attacking George Bush Jr... with a SPORK!  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for attacking Lindsey Lohan with a teddy bear  

[Henneth Annun]

^was arrested for stopping the attack. Sentance: to be tortured by thumbscrews for 18 hours and some other devices of mine....*evil grin*  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for not paying 45 years worth of taxes.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for sending threatening letters to the IRS.  

[Snows Wyntre]

^ Was arrested by the -edited for my protection- for mentioning them...  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for printing 3 dollar bills and using them to buy a sack of cheeseburgers.  

[OverlordMMM]

.....was arrested for indecent exposure.......and was then released for exposing herself in the correct manner....over the internet....  

[Henneth Annun]

spooky_sez

^ was arrested for not paying 45 years worth of taxes.

eek How did you know???!!!  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for throwing a pie in her psychotherapist's face..........  

[Henneth Annun]

screwed pixie

^ was arrested for throwing a pie in her psychotherapist's face..........

^was arrested for opening a porn theatre in Saudi Arabia  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ for not having a bail of hay in the boot of their taxi.



(Old laws that haven't been changed in 90 years are awesome.)