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[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

What about Private Parts or Major Woody?

I suppose "Major Idiot" is a bit overdone after Spaceballs, no?

I think it's moron. razz
"So how many Morons do we have on this ship?!", group reply, "HI-OH!" (or something)

I like the other line; Lord Helmet, "Who made this man a gunner!!??", Officer with same cross eyes, "I did sir, he's my cousin!"  

[Lord Plate]

Hating in the ED.

idk wai u ppl in amrica need gunz k

sad  

[OberFeldwebel]

Lord Plate

Hating in the ED.

idk wai u ppl in amrica need gunz k

sad

FEUER FREI!


BANG BANG!
I think I owned the little b*****d.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

What about Private Parts or Major Woody?

I suppose "Major Idiot" is a bit overdone after Spaceballs, no?

I think it's moron. razz
"So how many Morons do we have on this ship?!", group reply, "HI-OH!" (or something)

I like the other line; Lord Helmet, "Who made this man a gunner!!??", Officer with same cross eyes, "I did sir, he's my cousin!"

I think they did both in different versions of the movie.  

[Die Wahrheit]

boukari

I'd have a semi-automatic rifle with a scope for sniping situation, a grenade launcher for medium size groups, and dual pistols for when things get up close and personal.

Pretty nooby, no?  

[OO23OO]

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/west-virginia-wants-to-put-gun-lessons-in-pe-classes-pix/t.37377733_1/  

[Lord Plate]

I'm on it.  

[OO23OO]

Ug!
On the news, a sheriff traded a Tommy gun for some new Bushmaster rifles.
OK, fine, he made a fair trade (the Tommy gun was valued at almost $30,000 and he got $28,000 worth of Bushmaster rifles.)
Well, I'm watching, and the guy is going on about how 'some of them have scopes, and a bunch of extra clips!' Ug I wanted to slap him in the face.
I don't get how a news station expects to be respected when they make such an obvious mistake.  

[I am an eggplant]

OO23OO

Ug!
On the news, a sheriff traded a Tommy gun for some new Bushmaster rifles.
OK, fine, he made a fair trade (the Tommy gun was valued at almost $30,000 and he got $28,000 worth of Bushmaster rifles.)
Well, I'm watching, and the guy is going on about how 'some of them have scopes, and a bunch of extra clips!' Ug I wanted to slap him in the face.
I don't get how a news station expects to be respected when they make such an obvious mistake.

Dude, I just sat through two days of people calling a G3 mag a clip. stressed
Oh, and everyone either is a Navy Seal or knows one. Then there was the Navy Seal sniper that used an FAL as his rifle and could split matches at 1,500 yards with it. And yes, someone actually said that.  

[Rommel_Desert_Fox]

SierraBT

OO23OO

Ug!
On the news, a sheriff traded a Tommy gun for some new Bushmaster rifles.
OK, fine, he made a fair trade (the Tommy gun was valued at almost $30,000 and he got $28,000 worth of Bushmaster rifles.)
Well, I'm watching, and the guy is going on about how 'some of them have scopes, and a bunch of extra clips!' Ug I wanted to slap him in the face.
I don't get how a news station expects to be respected when they make such an obvious mistake.

Dude, I just sat through two days of people calling a G3 mag a clip. stressed
Oh, and everyone either is a Navy Seal or knows one. Then there was the Navy Seal sniper that used an FAL as his rifle and could split matches at 1,500 yards with it. And yes, someone actually said that.

Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

Hell does exist! Quick! Hurry to the church to repent for your sins before it's too late!

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

 

[I am an eggplant]

Rommel_Desert_Fox

Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

Hell does exist! Quick! Hurry to the church to repent for your sins before it's too late!

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

I'm afraid it's too late for that. I'm already dead and this is hell.  

[Lord Plate]

This is going to be either really stupid or die quickly.  

[Dreams of Leviathan]

OO23OO

Lord Plate

I had a relative from the deep South who was named General by his parents legally.

He later became a Major and fought in Gettysburg. xd

Major General General General?

Major Major M. Major?  

[Dreams of Leviathan]

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/sniper-rifles/t.37669679

Did you know that the M40a3 is deadly to over 1000 feet?