Destroy a wish Game!!!!

[Broken_Wingless]

Granted but it's the cheapest game around. Computer tic tac to!

I wish I would get a x-box 360 for my birthday.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but it's second-hand (or third-hand...maybe fourth-hand?), and whoever owned it previous to you spilled soda all over the inside of it.

I wish for my interest to catch hold of something. I'm kinda at that "I have lots of things I could do, but I'm bored with all of them" stage xD  

[Boju Dahki]

Granted but your interest catches hold of building sand castles at the beach but you have no way to get there to do it and it drives you crazy.

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't call me a child because that makes her a ***** and I'm not gonna stand by and be insulted by a pervert.

I'd like to thank Family Guy for that awesome wish right there.  

[Broken_Wingless]

Wish granted.....but then she dumps you!(I hope she doesn't)

I wish that I could turn back time!  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but you can't turn time forward, and you get stuck at the beginning of time where all there was in the world was primordial ooze, and it's really boring. D=

I wish I could turn invisible domokun  

[insaniquarium13]

wish granted but your also blind
i wish every one to die xd  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but you're part of "everyone" =P

I wish that "Hem of Your Garment" on my playlist wasn't quieter than the rest of the songs 0.o  

[Boju Dahki]

Granted but now no matter which song you play your computer only plays the song "Another one rides the bus" by Weird Al.

I wish I had traveling music that followed me everywhere I went.  

[Hippie-Hoax]

Boju Dahki

Granted but now no matter which song you play your computer only plays the song "Another one rides the bus" by Weird Al.

I wish I had traveling music that followed me everywhere I went.

granted but now the only songs you hear are from the worsts songs from "Simple Plan"

I wish I had a a faster computer >:[  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but you have a power outage.

I wish for a wrist brace.  

[my-superstar]

Granted, but its very itchy.

I wish I could finish my senior year before moving. >.<  

[Boju Dahki]

Granted but you move to Rwanda and the moving company loses all your luggage and you end up with no money to pay any bills and no source of income and no identification in a country you can't even pronounce that speaks a language you can't understand. Your forced to take a job for people you don't know, doing things that require you to do things way above what you are being paid which is way below any sort of minimum wage.... But hey, you have a high school education, plus side right?

I wish I had a seeing eye dog, not that I'm blind or anything, I just want one.  

[skate baker]

wish granted, but then it gets its eyes poked out and it becomes blind.

i wish for a chyaku norisu scarf  

[Crimson_Immortal]

Granted, but it came from someone who got hacked and you only had it for ten glorious minutes before it was taken away and you don't get back the gold you spent on it.

I wish that I had the time to earn the gold to finish off my wishlist. 0.o  

[TehRedKitsune]

wish granted, but all the stuff on your wishlist was removed from the site.

I wish my middle school got on fire.