Finish The Sentence Game

[Lady Freakshow]

Sold at concession stands everywhere!

Oh, Except Stupid......

 

[paintxitorange]

people would get them mixed up with REAL drumsticks.

So they'd have to pass a bill that stated...

 

[Dr. OCD]

"Fishing hooks are not for breakfast."

Then all the bodybuilders would have to. . . . .  

[paintxitorange]

start eating real food.

but when they get to McDonalds...

 

[patienceyeah]

...they found out Ronald doesn't work there anymore.
This, because...

 

[Dr. OCD]

Santa was arrested for child molestation.

Resulting in. . . . .  

[patienceyeah]

But, but I'M SANTA!!

...random muscle spasms Moose kept on having, so...

 

[paintxitorange]

Paint got her some yummy pills to calm her down xP

WHEN SUDDENLY... !

 

[Dr. OCD]

A dinosaur ripped off my arm

And this is how Barney. . . . .  

[patienceyeah]

Moose snatched all of them and ran away, but then Kelly...

 

[paintxitorange]

jumped into her get away car to go after the crazy girl, but

 

[daynaleee]

the damn tractor wouldn't start!
At this point, I was ready to...  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Scream a Vader-esque "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

When suddenly out of nowhere came a...  

[o0SnowWolf0o]

... spider and did a dance on the street for dead flies.

I didn't have any, so I gave him ...

 

[Vicious_Cuteness]

..............A jar filled with deadly farts!! rofl

Then from the heavens descended.....