Corrupt A Wish

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you no longer have any time to yourself.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

granted, but you lose ability to type just as you realize it.


i wish i didn't have to get back to cleaning my room now ><

...in my dojo

 

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but now the police just barged into your room, and you are now accused of murder.

I wish I didn't have to pay my own phone bill.

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but now you have to pay someone elses.

I wish I had some candy.

 

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but it's from a stranger.

I wish I wasn't single.
-_-

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted, now you have 19 girlfriends ;]

I wish I was old enough to go clubbin' lol.

 

[patienceyeah]

Nineteen is my favorite number!

Granted, but you're 85 and you died just before you got in.

I wish I wish I wish...uh...that I didn't screw up with her...

 

[Incubus Guru]

^Granted but..hmm....you guys didn't get a chance to rekindle the flame?
I have no clue.


I wish my friends wouldn't swallow pills to have fun.

 

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but the last pills they swallowed, they choked and all died.

I wish my gold fishie never died!

 

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, it comes back to life and is a zombie fish.

I wish this song wouldnt be stuck in my head anymore.  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but now you can't stop being happy and clapping your hands.

I wish someone would put me out of my misery.

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but you come back to life really ugly...
I wish I had millions of dollars  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but I just robbed you and got away with it.

I wish my mum wasn't such a butthead.
[My REAL mum, Daynalee]

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now she's an assface
I wish I had more freezies  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but you just froze your a** off.

I wish I knew iDykee's crush...
ninja