Corrupt a Wish 2

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But everyone who knows what it is also ceases to exist.

I wish I had a perfectly leveled Anti-matter Field from Disgaea 3, IRL, with perfect innocents equipped to it.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but your soul gets taken by the devil in exchange for your wish. Now you spend eternity in hell.

I wish I could kill and revive anyone at will.  

[Im Mr Turtle]

dracokagebuyo

Granted, but your soul gets taken by the devil in exchange for your wish. Now you spend eternity in hell.

I wish I could kill and revive anyone at will.

Granted but whenever you use that power a kitten dies ninja

I wish all of gaias guilds were more active  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted... but suddenly all the servers blow up from the equally sudden spike in activity and posts, causing the site to crash for the following week.

I wish the world was at my fingertips.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, But suddenly you dropped it and a black hole opened up and swallowed you up and you die

I wish EA put a insane amount of effort into the NFS series(I hope it comes true in reality).  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but to put fresh new ideas into the series, they put babbling 4 year olds as the developers and you get a bunch of random scribbles instead.

I wish I had some pie...  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but the pie is "used" as it were.

I wish I hadn't granted that last wish.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, though the pie is no longer "used", you will be... by a tentacle monster wink

I wish I didn't have to buy new videogame consoles every few years.  

[TyvenRo]

Granted, but now every game console has the red ring effect often.

I wish I can get the tech to work in my techroom >.<  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but the tech room has a power-surge that puts out power through your whole block.

I wish that I was able to leap into action better than I have been recently.  

[Muleferdan]

pathetic_negi_magician

Granted, but the tech room has a power-surge that puts out power through your whole block.

I wish that I was able to leap into action better than I have been recently.

Granted but the action is a speeding semi so... bye-bye.

I wish I wish I was a fish...WITH LAZER EYES!!!  

[-2 Z Zelly]

Granted but then comes a bear with Death Glares.

I wish that everyone who had a problem with me at one time or another would punch me. <--- (How's you gonna corrupt that?)  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but after the beat-down, we all kiss you to make you feel better. heart Did I mention that we're SWARMING with germs, viruses, and bacteria?

I wish that it wasn't so cold outside!  

[TyvenRo]

What are you talking about?!? The cold is epic.


Wish Granted, it is warm now. BUT the heat was so hot that the water in your area all evaporated.

I wish I can have elemental powers.  

[The_Hbot]

Heh. Granted, but u accidentally summon hellfire while still in ice form, so YOU evaporate!!

I wish that I didn't work today.