Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[lixyz]

Because Pikachu is not green.

Why most ninjas wore black suits?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because if it were pink, they'd look like gay.

why is food so irresistible?  

[toxictofu202]

Because if crap in a bag was irresistible it just wouldn't work now would it?

Why does the moon alwayz hover over us at night? Is it planning to rape us or sumthing?  

[Major General Winter]

No its just taking naughty pictures of you to give to your grandma.



Why do I have a v****a and not a p***s?  

[Atomic Mobile]

lol. simply because you cant have them both. unless you wanna become a hermaphrodite.

why is the air invincible?  

[Major General Winter]

Because...well...because clear is the new black.


Why do babies die?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because they're not supposed to live.


why does the sun keep on shining?  

[chidorilash]

Because it wants to slowly blind everyone in the world

Why is television so fascinating xD?

 

[Atomic Mobile]

because radios aren't.


why do we pee in our pants when were toddler?  

[lixyz]

Only you did that. xP

Why are the rocks hard and rough?  

[ziggy rocks]

because hard things are more fun to throw at people.

why are soda cans shiny?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because it's a knight in shining armor.


why does a keyboard have key?  

[ziggy rocks]

because you use them to unlock words

why is spongebob yellow?  

[Kira Namikaze]

Because its the gayest colour you can find.

What is the meaning of life?