Wish Corrupting~{:B

[Atomic Mobile]

granted but your towel has got plenty of holes

i wish to wake up when September ends  

[lixyz]

Granted, but September becomes extinct.

I wish to have another pillow.  

[Atomic Mobile]

a pillow it is. you will have a bloody pillow.

i wish to see the galaxy  

[Kira Namikaze]

You can see the galaxy but you're out in space without a suit on and suffocate.

I wish I had more time.  

[high-boob]

you may have more time, but it is in a locked room with dead anchovies in it.

i wish i had a pet fish  

[big_yellow_taxi]

You may have a pet fish, but it will already be dead and just float at the top of the tank and slowly decompose.

I wish it was winter  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but it is a warm winter with no snow

i wish for harmony  

[toxictofu202]

Granted, but its harmony in singing.

I wish for more wishes... xp  

[big_yellow_taxi]

you will have more wishes but you wont be able to speak to ask for them

I wish i wasn't sick v.v  

[toxictofu202]

Granted, you'll no longer be sick, buuuuuuut you'll be congested for another few weekz.

I wish for a pudding pool that never went low and was on top of a building the beach. xp  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Granted excepted the pudding would be hot sticky date pudding, with to many dates and no ice cream, so it will burn your skin and the building would be falling apart where the beach will be covered in dead sea creatures as the amount of pollution in the area.

I wish for a new phone  

[toxictofu202]

Wish granted, but when you put it to your ear it shall blow up.

I wish for a bomb...  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but it is a really tiny bomb and when it goes of you lose your eye brows

i wish for a snow cone that i will not drop  

[toxictofu202]

Granted, but its a snow cone a hobo made himself and its lemonade flavor...If ya know what I mean. -wink wink-

I wish to make a wish.  

[chidorilash]

Granted~ But that wish will not come true o.O Paradox?

I wish for something better on tv