Oh lawl.

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Dear Rabid Bagel Cow Thing,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a tiny journey to the deepest candlestick of my spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Venice and dance with me across the undulating boat oar? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and crack like thrashing ( 8 )?

Too cute to be had

Yours truly,

Trent_Darksithe  

[Fazzey]

My beloved E spiritus Halloween,

You and I are just two Blazing people trying to make it in this Dark world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Terrorism in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Gluttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Kind love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Corrosive Bat.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

Yours Passonatly,

Fazzey  

[Fazzey]

My beloved KuroAkaNeko,

You and I are just two Obtuse people trying to make it in this Awesome world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Purjory in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Pissed love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Broken Ladybug.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

Yours Lustfully,

Fazzey

I recieved this from Kuro in return! heart


My beloved Fazzey,

You and I are just two Lovely people trying to make it in this Lovely world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Love in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Love, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Lovely love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Lovely Kitten.

Love ya XD

Yours Loveingly,

KuroAkaNeko


I feel loved! redface heart  

[Fazzey]

Ok...This one is from a friend who I still need to invite to the guild... sweatdrop I'll get around to it eventually. stare


My beloved Fazzey,

You and I are just two glass people trying to make it in this plastic world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of porn in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our fuzzy love. Without you, I'm nothing but a hairy tortise.

All Your Mush Are Belong To Me

Yours spooning,

Tibble  

[Fazzey]

I kinda like this one...So strange. xd


Dear fazzey,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a Kewl journey to the deepest mall of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Williamslake and dance with me across the undulating box? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and SWEET like Boxing awesome?

happy Valentines day

Yours truly,

Kamaroto  

[Fazzey]

Ok...I tried to use hot, or H words at all times! xp

Dear [Vertically.Challenged],

How I long to hear your Hot song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Hot Hot Hot. How your Hot voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Hippopautomus. Such Hysteria! Let us join together and Heave in unison, your Hot song carrying our hearts to Hot heights.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

With love,

Fazzey  

[Unlucky Phoenix]

Aw. I tried sending Minako one but it messed up so I don't know if it sent it or not. ;-;  

[Tai Takahashi]

I sent a bunch to random people in the event forum and they keep rejecting them.
xd

 

[Tai Takahashi]

dragonmonkey

Tai Takahashi

I sent a bunch to random people in the event forum and they keep rejecting them.
xd

what happens when they are rejected?

I'm guessing that's what this is for:

Valentines approved: 17
Valentines rejected: 2

I haven't rejected any sooo.... That should say a three since one guy sent one back with nothing in it. >.>
I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH YOU, OKAY?! Geez, some people. o:

 

[ApocalypticFate]

StephODell

Dear ApocalypticFate,

It was me. I'm the devil. ;D

Yours truly,

StephODell

I knew it!  

[M i n a k o]

Unlucky Phoenix

Aw. I tried sending Minako one but it messed up so I don't know if it sent it or not. ;-;

I'm not loved ;_;

 

[GrimlyInsane]

Fazzey

And to Grim...It is strangely...Almost a coherent thing. xd


Dear GrimlyInsane,

How I long to hear your Awesome song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Hello Timebomb. How your Dirty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Manta Ray. Such Nausious! Let us join together and Jerk in unison, your Purple song carrying our hearts to Tough heights.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

With love,

Fazzey

Jerking in unison? o_O . . . sounds more dirty then my voice XD  

[GrimlyInsane]

This is actually coherent and almost true XD

]My beloved M i n a k o,

You and I are just two beautiful people trying to make it in this flat world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of arson in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our blue love. Without you, I'm nothing but a long mouse.

joyfully yours

Yours extremely,

GrimlyInsane  

[Metal Soulhunter]

Tai Takahashi

My beloved Chyaku Norisu Ninja,

You and I are just two UGLY people trying to make it in this WEIRD world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of GRAND THEFT AUTO in the past, and I know you've dabbled in STDS, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our DUMB love. Without you, I'm nothing but a LUMPY TURTLE.

Lawl. <3

Yours HORRIDLY,

Tai Takahashi

Thanks Tai, That was the 2nd I got! xD I got only 2... damn... :/