Hay gaiz

[Lieutenant Turel]

I've seen worse sights, but that is definitely in my top five.  

[trash witch]

What's worse: Stomped, flaming, squealing premie babies in the throes of agony, or Moe doing a thrusting dance in a Speedo?


...Wow, I DO have a sick sense of humor...

 

[Lord Dumah]

PsykotiKPenguin

What's worse: Stomped, flaming, squealing premie babies in the throes of agony, or Moe doing a thrusting dance in a Speedo?


...Wow, I DO have a sick sense of humor...

Moe doing a naked thrusting dancey-dance and, and...be arouus--eyed  

[trash witch]

Sadly, I agree.

._.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Oh, what Dumah said plus maybe if he was hitting on father  

[lilwriter23]

Lieutenant Turel

Oh, what Dumah said plus maybe if he was hitting on father

Definetly. That'd be way creepy  

[Bluetabbycat]

Wow, you people really do have twisted minds.  

[trash witch]

I have a gratuitous amount of dead baby and Helen Keller jokes.

:3

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

PsykotiKPenguin

I have a gratuitous amount of dead baby and Helen Keller jokes.

:3

You know what's worse than a cart full of dead babies? The live one trying to eat its way out?  

[lilwriter23]

Turel! That's horrible!  

[trash witch]

Lieutenant Turel

PsykotiKPenguin

I have a gratuitous amount of dead baby and Helen Keller jokes.

:3

You know what's worse than a cart full of dead babies? The live one trying to eat its way out?

Hmm...

What's gross?
A trashcan full of dead babies.

What's worse than that?
The live one at the bottom.

What's worse than that?
It's trying to eat its way out.

What's worse than THAT?
It goes back for seconds.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you use a pitchfork?
To tell which babies are alive.

What's red, hot, and clawing at a window?
The baby in the microwave.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

No really, how do you make a dead baby float?
With icecream.

What do you call a baby with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob.

:'3

 

[Lord Dumah]

How do you fit three hundred babies in the front seat?
Cremate them and stick them in the ashtray

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a still-born soup?  

[trash witch]

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet-first?
So you can see the expression on its face.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

 

[Bluetabbycat]

Duuuude! You guys are terrible!

I still giggled though.  

[Niaxus]

Kain Balance Guardian

Shrade

HI IM A RANDOM MEMBER THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER REMEMBER NOR CARE ABOUT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM biggrin
anyway my brother is addicted to world of warcraft so i cant get on gaia...EVER biggrin only when its real late and im tired ^^

Randomly disconnect him from the net so he dies in the middle of missions and loses his loot?

I WOULD LOVE TO biggrin ...but then he would go into a blind rage and throw my comp biggrin