Vampire Vending

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D: I'M PREGNANT! I now have a reason to be! >___< UGH! I'm SO giving these up for adoption...No way am I raising some nasty egg babies. I've got misfits to take care of! I can't take care of egg babies! D8

D: I need Scrab...

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You receive a basket of easter eggs. Unfortunately those are Zephonim Easter Eggs. I'd hate to figure out how they will react to their 'new' mommy. Call Rosie. Tell her she's gonna have siblings...or lunch. Something. .__.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

*sticks them in the fire and begins using them as projectiles*

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You receive LOTSA SPAGHETTI~

Oh, and Mama Luigi to help you take care of your little darlings~

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

.__. I'm still givin' them up for Adoption. D< I dun' want Squiddles. Not at all.

And if any mama is gonna take care of 'em I want it to be this mama-



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You receive Vorador's Last Will and Testament. owo I didn't know he left somebody something.

*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Ffff, I love cooking Mama, especially when you make a mistake and she say "You're not mine"

What is she trying to say to you

Also, people who haven't should play the PETA cooking Mama for shits a giggles

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You receive a jar of dirt with the heart of darkness inside of it.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XD That's in the Wii Version.

"Great! You gave it you're best effort!"
"Don't worry, mama take care of dis!"
"Terrific! Even better than mama!"

There is Cooking Mama
Cooking Mama 2
Gardening Mama
Brand New! Crafting Mama!
And I think there is also BabySitting Mama. O__O

Remember! It has basic almost authentic asian accent! XD

O__O PETA, cooking mama? WOW.

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.__. I hope this isn't your main's heart.

You receive a bottle of blood mixed with rum. It's gonna be a good night to get drunk tonight. 8D
*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

http://features.peta.org/CookingMama/Index.asp check it, s**t is so cash, I can't believe these guys are for real and take themselves seriously

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You receive a recipe on how to make a dinner for vampires by cooking extremist PETA members.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XDD Rofl. Omg....

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AWESOME! >8D LET THE FEASTING BEGIN!

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D: Aw. You didn't insert a coin, sadly you receive nothing.

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You could have received something, but the machine is feeling greedy. It gives you a Malchiahim fingernail instead of anything else.

*inserts token*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive a lock of hair from King Ottomar's Daughter. Keep it high away from Elzevir. o.o

*inserts coin*  

[Seraphim Skye]

Awesome.
*re-wires her house to run off of glyph energy*
:3


You receive a coupon for a free procedure at a back ally abortion clinic.
Sadly, it's expired.
Better luck next time.


*inserts coin*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

scream Adjkajdlakd;akjda;kdjak;jda;jdakkah! D<

You receive an unnecessary amount of a**l lube for those two Sarafan Soliders in the camp that haven't seen a female vampire hunter in a long time. Along with that you are to salespitch it to them with specific instructions on how to use it on each other (the two sarafan), enjoy!

*inserts coin*  

[Scrab Demon]

I HEARD IMPLICATIONS OF RAPE BABIES, YOU RANG? C:<

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Hehehehe, lube, hehehehe~

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You receive a Turelim amulet. Your sense of hearing has been strengthened considerably. Strangely enough, the carving on the back vaguely resembles a dolphin...

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

YES. D: Scrab. Ieither need an abortion, or someone to take these little squiddles OUT of my belly. -____-. You love me right? Halp please?

Sullivan: D8< I'M NOT BABYSITTIN' ANY TENTACLE BRATS!

>__> He's the 'only baby' he thinks.

Merrival: >___> Reeee.... *he agrees, he isn't babysitting either*

Pianoface: D: I will do chores. I will not raise infants...

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YAY! Oooh. Shiny. >w<

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You receive some footie pajamas for each foot of your tentacles. : D theonly problem it's draft with that flap in the back.

*inserts coin*  

[Scrab Demon]

Eeeeeeee, but squiddles are so cute!!! And they'll grow up to be the greatest multi-dimensional monsters the universe has ever seen! I'm sure I can arrange for a surrogate or some kind of freaky convoluted ritual... Can I have them? :3

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OH MY GOD I CAN NEVER FIND FOOTIES THIS IS THE BEST *vigorously snuggles them* X3

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You receive a book written by the horrorterrors from the furthest ring. Even though it's written in a language that makes your head hurt, it has gratuitous pictures of cute fluffy farm animals. The name in the back looks like the Elder God's...

*inserts coin*  

[Seraphim Skye]

...yay...


You get the twin-axes, Havoc and Malice.
Careful, they be sharp.


*inserts coin*